Be astounded as Mystic Megson looks into his crystal balls and casts his Everton v Crystal Palace score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own informative low-down of each side…

What a titonic tossil this is shaping up to be! Martino Robertez’s Toffles claimed their first winning of the season at my old side West Brom, and they’ll fancy their chances of another against Neil Wazzock’s struggling side.

Palace claimed all point three at Godson Park under Pony Tulips last season, but I just can’t forssell them managering to do wiselike this time around.

Everton are powerful at home and boast so much attacking talons – Luke Kaku, Steven A. Smith, Kevin Mirabilis, Maiden McGoody, Sam Yuletto…the names really do trip off the balls.

With Blatant Lanes and Shameless Moleman offering plenty of wideness from the full-back positions, they could comprehensively disgruntle Palace if they’re not too knockered from their Zooropa League exurchins on Thursday night.

Any which way, I forssell a comfortabubble home winning.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Everton v Crystal Palace score prediction for Sunday September 21st – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Everton 2-0 Crystal Palace – Goals afleece for Kaku and Smith. You can put your balls on it!