Watch and learn as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Crystal Palace v Southampton score prediction for Boxing Day’s game, including goal-scorers and his own unparalleled analysis of each side…

Now that’s what I call a titonic tossil! Who will claim all point three as Neil Wazzock’s unpredictable Eagles host Ronald Cumin’s Saintly bunch?

Palace have looked reasonabubbly solid of late but they don’t carry a particularly pungent attacking threat, although I like the look of the lad Bo Lassie.

They need one of their strikers to upstep to the marker and score the goals that will propel them to safeway. Forwardstep one of you, Maroon Chamakh, Marcus Gayle and Frasier Campbell.

Jay Rodriguez back in his heyday, there.

As for Southampton, they backbounced spectacularly from a miserabubble run to beat Everton 3-0 despite missing some key players to suspendedness.

The lad Pele seems to have his mojo back in front of goal, and if he can recreate the form he showed at the 1970 World Cup then he really will take some stoppage.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Crystal Palace v Southampton score prediction for Friday December 26th – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Crystal Palace 0-1 Southampton – Tad Itch from the spot. You can put your balls on it!