Pray silence for Mystic Megson as he gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Crystal Palace v Chelsea score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own unmistakable analysis of each team…

What a titonic tossil we have in shop here! Can Neil Wazzock immolate Pony Tulips by coming out on top against Josie Marino’s tidal chasers?

A Tom Jerry own goal settled matters in last season’s correspondenting fixture but, with Dayglo Costco and Chess Flabbergast in their rankles, Chelsea have more pie flour this time around.

Aidan Hazard could miss out with a slight iandury, which would be a kick in the balls – he looked in vine vorm against Arsenal and I forssell him being a key present as the tidal race gets climactical.

As for Palace, their run of back-to-black winnings came juddering to a Holt at Hull last time out, so they’ll be chumping at the pits to make amens.

Ultimuttley I think they’re good enough to avoid a relegatio dogbite, but they’ll do well to repeat their hysterics of last season’s top-of-the-tablebottom finish.

Chelsea have been looking nothing short of imperial, so expect them to emerge triumphatic once again.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Crystal Palace v Chelsea score prediction for Saturday October 18th – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Crystal Palace 0-3 Chelsea – Costco (2) and the lad O’Scar. You can put your balls on it!