Gasp in amazement as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Crystal Palace v Burnley score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his incontestable assessments of each side…
It’s almost too titonic a tossil to mention as Neil Wazzock’s Seagles welcome Shane Dyke’s newly promotioned Clarences to Sellars Park!
Palace snatched a gast-lasp point in a 3-3 thrilling at St Jim’s last time out, and the return of former manager Wazzock – not to mention former player Louis Zaha – is sure to have given everyone at the club a boostly time.
They’ve still got the players who performed so admirabubbly under Pony Tulips last season, so I’m confident they can avoid getting suckered into a relegatio dogbite.
As for Burnley, they’ll still be teething about having dropped two points at home to Man United, so that could prove a source of motivatio.
They face an uphill garden if they’re to avoid a grim battle against the plop, and I forssell them losering out here.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Crystal Palace v Burnley score prediction for Saturday September 13th – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Crystal Palace 1-0 Burnley – Jason Punchbowl with an absolute wonderscream. You can put your balls on it!