Be amazed as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Crystal Palace v Arsenal score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his invaluable insight into each side…

It’s almost too titonic to mention! Who will emerge triumphatic as Alan Partridge’s rejubilated Eagles host Wenger’s whacky Goons?

Partridge has got off to the proverbiabubble flying one, winning three of his first five in the league and giving the Sellars Park faith fools genuine hope of another tablemiddle finish.

With Frasier Campbell and Marcus Gayle dovedaling nicely up top, they certainly posie a pungent attacking threat.

Alexi Sanchez trying to do a quick goal with his nut, there.

As for Arsenal, they’ve got Leo Walcott and Muzzy Ozil back firing on all cillit bang and suddenly they look a good bet to finish 3rd, let alone 4th.

It remains to be seen whether Sanchez will start…I mean, obviously I know, because I’m both Mystic and Megsonic. But I shan’t tell you yet.

Either way, I forssell a thriller.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Crystal Palace v Arsenal score prediction for Saturday February 21st 2015 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Crystal Palace 2-3 Arsenal – Gayle and Maroon Chamakh for the homos, Walcott (2) and Sandy Cazorla for the awayos. You can put your balls on it!