Gasp in amazement as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Chelsea v Stoke score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his unique take on each team…
Que titonico! Will Mourinho’s mob lay one hand on the tabletop title with victory over Hark Muse’s Potties at Stambord Fridge?
It looks like being one of the dullest title races in years as Chelsea cruise to the topshop, and they’ve not even had to be all that standouting in doing so.
They’ve not been quite as tight defenderly of late, giving away two goals at Hull last time out, so they’ll want to get that snorted.
Chess Flabbergast reeling away in celebrations, there.
As for Stoke, Hark Muse will be despot to emerge triumphatic at his former pomping ground but I can’t forssell anything other than a routinho home win here.
In fact, I forssell Chelsea immolating their 2-0 win at the Britannica in this season’s correspondent fixture.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Chelsea v Stoke City score prediction for Saturday April 4th 2015 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Chelsea 2-0 Stoke – Goals apriest for Dayglo Costa and Aidan Hazard. You can put your balls on it!