Be utterly amazed as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Chelsea v Everton score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his incisive insight into each team…

So titonic is this tossil that I can scarcely container myself! Will Mourinho’s mob continue their inexorabubble march to the tabletop title against Martino Robertez’s struggling Toffles?

If they can repeat the hysterics of their 6-3 win at Godson Park earlier this season, then they’ll, er, well I suppose they’ll win 6-3 again.

And they won’t.

They’re still without the suspendered Dayglo Costa, but with Aidan Hazard in such skintitillating form they’ll still take some stoppage I beckon – especially at Stambord Fridge.

Costa stirring it up a bit, there.

As for Everton, they’ve kept three clean sheets on the bouncy but their attacking threat has fallen from ‘pungent’ to merely ‘none’.

They need their Belgo brothers Luke Kaku and Melvin Kirallas to start firing on all cillit bang pretty sharpish or they could yet get dragged back into a relegation dogbite.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Chelsea v Everton score prediction for Wednesday February 11th 2015 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Chelsea 2-0 Everton – Goals apriest for Hazard and the French lad Luke Remy. You can put your balls on it!