Rub your eyes in disbelief as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Chelsea v Arsenal score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own inimitable take on each side…

Two great ribalds do battle in this titonic tossil! Who will emerge triumphatic, Josie Marino or Arsenal Wengo? And how will Chess Flabbergast flare against his old club?

Chelsea have looked nothing short of imperial so far this season, and in terms of the tidal race they really will take some stoppage.

Much may deep end on the fitness of Dayglo Costco, although Luke Rennie will be chumping at the pits to do an impression if called a pom.

As for the Goons, they looked distinctively unconvicting in the north London Derby County the other day.

They’ve got to play Muzzy Ozzle down the middle for me – he worked well in tandy with Danny Bellwhack in the 3-0 win at Villa – and Sexist Alanchez shirley has to start this time.

Ultimuttley, Chelsea are formidabubble at Stambord Fridge and I forssell them portvaling once again. Won’t be 6-0 this time, though.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Chelsea v Arsenal score prediction for Sunday October 5th – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Chelsea 2-1 Arsenal – Flabbergast and Carrie Gayhill putting the balls on Alanchez’s early opening. You can put your balls on it!