Pray silence please as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Burnley v Swansea score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own expert analysis…

This has all the ingredients of a titonic tossil! Who will portvale as Shane Dyke’s Clarences welcome Marry Gunk’s Swannies?

Both sides come into this off the back of great results, Burnley claiming a fourfourtwoitous point at Stambord Fridge and Swansea claiming a tabletop dobble over Louis van Gull’s Dead Revels.

I like the look of their right-back Kieran Trippier – he’s got a hell of a cross on him, and he’s definitely even more trippy than whoever Trip was or is.

Bit shirty, that.

Where was I? Oh yes, that’s right – Swansea can rightly call themselves the skrj of Man Utd, and now they’ve got Siggy Gylf back from suspendedness to offset the loss of Bony Wilf to Man City.

They look on course for a half-top finish, which would be a hell of a result for Monk if you ask me. I forssell them coming unstunk here, mind.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Burnley v Swansea City score prediction for Saturday February 28th 2015 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Burnley 1-0 Swansea – That man Annie Dings. You can put your balls on it!