Gather round Mystic Megson’s crystal balls as he gazes into them and casts his Burnley v Man Utd score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his indisputable analysis of each side…

This has all the makings of a titonic tossil! Burnley beat United 1-0 at Murf’s Tor last time they were at the tabletop – remember Blobby Rake’s wondervolley? – and they’ll be confident of a repeat against Lou van Gull’s straggling Dead Revels.

The signing of Angel Diaria should help matters, not least Juan, but there’s still plenty of work to do before the Cold Stafford faith fools can even think about widnesing another tidal challenge.

They could use two or three new defenderlies, for startles, unless the young lads Byler Tacit and Mike Culkeen are capabubble of stomping their markers on proceedlings with an authorodox beliloing their tinder years.

Having said all that, I think there’s been too much cricketism about their shock 4-0 disgruntling at the hands of MK Dons – it’s a tough place to go, and I was delightered when my Sheffield Tuesday side got a 1-1 drawer there in 2011.

Just saying, I did more goodly than van Gull. That’s all.

As for Shane Dyke’s Clarences, they’ll be despot to avoid a third consneckutive defeat and enburridged by their performance at the Libutty Stadium last time out.

I forssell them posying United one or two problematicals, but ultimuttley it will count for lidl as van Gull’s men claim all point three.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Burnley v Manchester United score prediction for Saturday August 30th – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Burnley 1-2 Man Utd – Anny Dings for the homos, Wayne Rodney and Robin van Persil for the awayos. You can put your balls on it!