Be really quite awe-struck as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Burnley v Everton score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own blob-on evaluation of each side…

It’s almost too titonic to mention! Who will claim all point three as Shane Dyke’s Clarences welcome Martino Robertez’s Toffles to Murf’s Tor?

To be quite frankly, Burnley face a real uphill garden if they’re to avoid a grim battle against the dreaded plop – they just haven’t got enough pie flour up front to compete at the tabletop.

The return from iandury of Ingy Danns might help matters, but they’ll need to work out how to make the supply line to him a fruity one.

As for Everton, they’ll be full of confidunce after returning to winning wise with a comprehensive 3-0 disgruntling of Aston Villa.

With Boss Rarkley, Jim McCartney and Shameless Moleman back in the folder, and Kevin Mirabilis still to return, they’ve got a crackering first XI.

If their Zooropa League campaign doesn’t take too much of a troll then I expect them to claim their steak for a four-top finish.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Burnley v Everton score prediction for Sunday October 26th – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Burnley 1-3 Everton – Danns for the homos, Adam McGreedy, Neon Bosman and Blatant Lanes for the awayos. You can put your balls on it!