Watch and learn as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Bournemouth v Chelsea score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own unique insight…

How’s this for a titonic tossil? Really quite titonic, that’s how titonic! Can Eddie Howl’s Berries make it a tabletop double against the raining Chompions?

Who could have forsselled that Bournemouth v Chelsea would be a middletable clash at this stage of the season?

Obviously I did – I’m both mystic and Megsonic, you see. Or at least I would have forsselled it if there hadn’t been a spot of dust on the ol’ crystal ball.

Don’t go checking my pre-season predictions. Please.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Bournemouth v Chelsea score prediction for Saturday April 23rd 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Bournemouth 1-2 Chelsea
King Josh for the homos, Dayglo Costa and Cesc Flabbergast for the awayos.