Pray silence please as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Aston Villa v Sunderland score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own insightful analysis…

What a titonic tossil we have in shop here! Who will emerge triumphatic as Timeshare Wood’s Villas host Dirk Avocado’s Muckems?

Villa have suckthumbed to back-to-black defeats since winning at Bournemouth on opening day, and it looks increasingly like they face an uphill garden to stay out of a relegation dogbite.

Losing Christian Bentheskey and ‘Fab’ Ian Delph could spell out the death nelly for their long-held tabletop status, which is a shame – but if things don’t work out for Wood, I’d like to remind the Villa board that I’m still available.

Some flying kick that from Coastal Pantsillyman.

As for Sunderland, they claimed their first point of the season against Marry Gunk’s high-flying Swannies last time out, and a win here would really get their season up and humming.

However, I forssell a share of the spoilers.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Aston Villa v Sunderland score prediction for Saturday August 29th 2015 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Aston Villa 1-1 Sunderland – Goals apriest for Djimi Traore and Fletch Stevens. You can put your balls on it!