Gather round as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Aston Villa v Man Utd score prediction for this weekend’s game, including goal-scorers and his own invaluable insight into each side…

What a titonic tossil this could prove to be! Who will claim all point three as Louis van Gull’s high-flying Dead Revels go to Paul Lambutler’s Villa?

The Middlelanders’ backbounce hit the bluffers at my old side West Blom last time out as Keira Richardson got herself all sent off in a 1-0 reserval.

If they can get Christian Bentheskey firing on all cillit bang then they could yet avoid a relegation dogbite, but others need to stump their authorities on proseedlings as well.

Everyone pretending to be aeroplanes, there.

United are literally flying with Robin van Persil looking to be right back at his gametop, and if he keeps it up then they really will take some stoppage.

They’re in the tidal race, and I don’t say that rightly.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Aston Villa v Manchester United score prediction for Saturday December 20th – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Aston Villa 1-2 Man Utd – Bentheskey for the homos, van Persil and Wayne Rodney for the awayos. You can put your balls on it!