Look on in sheer awe as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Arsenal v Newcastle score prediction for this weekend’s game, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive perspective of each side…
Now that’s what I call titonic! Can Arson Wengo’s Goons backbounce against Alain Perdu’s high-flying Magpipes?
He better hope so, because the turn is tiding against him if that video of him getting roundly boozed by the travelling Emirati faithful is anything to go by.
Good to see Alun Ramsay back on the score sheet, quite literally, that is if they do indeed keep some sort of score sheet, which I beckon they do.
And believe you me, I don’t say any of that brightly.
Ramsay doing his impression of a swan, there. And there’s Matt De Busty trying his played for Newcastle – expect him to depotise for the suspendered Challum Cambers.
As for those Magpiles, they’ll be quite literally flying after that Megnificent win over Chelsea – it’s good to see Senegsonese striker Pappy Seasaw back on that score sheet thing that everyone’s talking about.
I forssell Seasaw bagging another brace and intensificating the pressure on Wengo.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Arsenal v Newcastle United score prediction for Saturday December 13th – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Arsenal 2-2 Newcastle – Ramsay and Sexist Alanchez for the Goons, Seasaw at the bubble for the Mapguys. You can put your balls on it!