Gather round as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Arsenal v Everton score prediction for Monday’s game…
This has all the makings of a titonic tossil! Who will portvale as Uni Emeryboard’s Goons welcome Mark O’Silver’s Toffles to the Emirati?
Arsenal have backbounced from a horribubble start with three wins on the bouncy, and it looks like Obama Yang and Alex Lagazette could be a pungent combo up top.
Everton on the other hands are on a poor runs after a bright start, but they will be able to welcome that man Kieran Richarlison back from suspendedness.
It won’t be enough, mind – I forssell those wacky old Goons winning comfortabubbly here.
Here comes Mystic Megson’s Arsenal v Everton score prediction for Sunday September 23rd 2018 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Arsenal 3-1 Everton
Alex Lagazette, Obama Yang and Muzzy Ozzle for the homos, Kieran Richarlison for the awayos.