Mystic Megson: Wigan v Swansea

Mystic Megson predicts: Wigan Athletic v Swansea City

Wigan Athletic v Swansea City

I like Roberto Martinez – he seems like a decent sort – but I don’t think he’ll be able to pull off the whodunnit act this time. His Latics side look about as sharp up front as the mother-in-law, and they’re prone to making very basick erruz. Still, they’re only a point off safeway as things stands, so there’s everything to pay for during the run-out. Let’s hope they’ve got a bottle for it.

Wigan Athletic's JJB Stadium
Will it be another dark day for Wigan? (Img: Hindleyite)

As for Swansea, they’re not out of the trees just yet themselves. Brendan Rogers has worked wonders on a small budgens, and in Danny Graham they’ve got one of THE in-form players in world football, right up there with Messi, Ronaldo and Grant Holt, so they’ve got enough in their arse an’ all to fire their way clear of trouble. But will there passing game hold up in the heat of a relegation dogbite? Er, that’s all I’ve got for this one.

Mystic Megson says: 3-3, in a game littered with erruz. Build your multi-storey carpark on that lot, lads!