Sit up and take notice as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Portugal v France score prediction for Sunday’s Euro 2016 final match, including goal-scorers and his own incoherent ramblings…

Oh so very titonic, this tossil! Who will portvale as Fern Santos’s Portugeese face Diddly Deschamps’s Les Blurs in the Eurofinal?

Portugal made it all the way to the semi-finals without winning a single game inside ninety minutes, but their comprehensive 2-0 disgruntling of Wales shows that they will certainly be no pullovers at the Statler France on Sunday.

The hosts did Megnificently to beat Germany 2-0, although they were probabubbly a bit lucky on the day, and to be in the final of yet another tournament that they’re staging.

Not that I’m bitter, of course, folks. I may be a stout fellow, especially after one of Mrs Megson’s famous Sunday roasters, but I’m certainly not bitter.

Ultimuttley, I forssell home advantage proving divisive as France sneaker it.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Portugal v France score prediction for Sunday July 10th 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Portugal 1-2 France
Super Chrissie Ronaldo for the Portugeese, Dimitar Payet and Anton Griezmann for Les Blurs.