You may by now have seen this video of Newcastle United defender/Tulisa boyfriend Danny Simpson knocked out after a 4am ‘brawl’ outside a Manchester takeaway…

Yeah, that one. Anyway, Football Burp got thinking on other football-related candid camera moments from recent times, and we came up with the following…

Steve Kean

It’s not entirely clear whether the then Blackburn Rovers manager realised he was being filmed when he labelled his predecessor Sam Allardyce a “crook” and bet a supporter £100 they’d win the League Cup and finish top ten while on a pre-season tour (postscript: they got relegated and won nothing)…

Jack Wilshere

The Arsenal midfielder was filmed singing “Confessions Part 1” by Usher in his car by fellow Gunners youngster Benik Afobe…

Jonathan Legear

The Terek Grozny midfielder was caught on CCTV ploughing his £80,000 Porsche 911 into a petrol station shop and causing £200,000 in damage in the process. Apparently he knocked over more than one thousand cans of drink, and fortunately the bloke he hit somehow suffered only minor injuries…

Fabian Delph, Chris Herd and James Collins

The Aston Villa trio were caught here scuffling with bouncers at the club’s annual awards event last May…

Joe Mattock

The then West Bromwich Albion defender, now with Sheffield Wednesday, was given a suspended sentence then let off after lashing out at four people in a nightclub…

Joey Barton

Shock horror, here’s the Marseille madman attacking someone in the street…

…and here he is fighting ’round the world…

Can you think of any candid camera moments we missed? Have your say in the comments section below…