The best Vincent Tan jokes after resign or be sacked ultimatum

The best Vincent Tan jokes after the Cardiff City owner allegedly told manager Malky Mackay to resign or face the sack.

The puppet that inevitably formed one of the best Vincent Tan jokes
The Cardiff City owner prepared himself for the inevitable backlash (Image: Twitter/@WelshyWatkins)

A modest collection of the best Vincent Tan jokes after the Cardiff City owner allegedly told manager Malky Mackay to resign or face the sack.

Details of a leaked email supposedly containing the ultimatum were published by BBC Sport last night.

Cardiff fans are understandably angered and bemused by the actions of their charismatic billionaire owner after the latest in a string of controversial incidents.

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The Malaysian businessman’s name was soon trending on Twitter in the UK…

That’s right, it’s time for the best Vincent Tan jokes!

Malky Mackay and Vincent Tan pic.twitter.com/uSp7z0OaJh

— Face Swaps (@FootyFaceSwap) December 19, 2013

Just when you think football can't get any more bonkers, cue Vincent Tan who cranks it up to a level higher than his trousers. #CCFC

— Simon Thomas (@SimonThomasSky) December 19, 2013

This footage after Cardiff's win v Man City says it all about Malky Mackay's relationship with Vincent Tan. https://t.co/7cbcaTiRWh

— Jacqui Oatley (@JacquiOatley) December 19, 2013

Vincent Tan back in the Happy Days pic.twitter.com/eL7aVwbdBO

— DeckThePauls Johnson (@Pablito999) December 19, 2013

Vincent Tan. A person who thinks it's acceptable to go out of the house dressed like this. What's not to like? pic.twitter.com/7i5YXXnp3G

— Sam Elliott (@SamElliott_NLP) December 19, 2013

I did this for @EurosportCom_EN a while back – Vincent Tan in House of Cardiff pic.twitter.com/XRU3Qjzno1

— Nooruddean (@BeardedGenius) December 19, 2013

Look what I found on Vincent Tan's Wikipedia page… @R9Rai @hughwizzy pic.twitter.com/PZD2uU9TF8

— Arsenal +1 (@ArsenalPlus1) December 19, 2013

"Malky, I want you to resign." "And if I don't?" "I'll pay up your contract and sack you." Vincent Tan: world's thickest Macchiavelli.

— Rory Smith (@RorySmithTimes) December 19, 2013

Someone needs to inform Vincent Tan that he's not playing Football Manager.

— Footy Humour (@FootyHumour) December 19, 2013

Vincent Tan being a dictator at Cardiff City.. pic.twitter.com/EGC0wKjdIF

— Alex (@WelshAlex_) December 19, 2013

The problem for Cardiff is this: which manager with any pride/dignity/ambition would want to work for Vincent Tan next?

— Daniel Taylor (@DTguardian) December 19, 2013

Vincent Tan is nothing but an overweight Malaysian MINGE! shove your red shirt up your arse! Tosser!

— Nick Elias ? (@nickelias4) December 19, 2013

Do half expect Vincent Tan to replace Malky Mackay with his cleaner or his personal driver though.

— The Smiling Assassin (@TSmilinAssassin) December 19, 2013

Vincent Tan running Cardiff City… #ccfc pic.twitter.com/NcIZEJZb2K

— Seanta Claus (@WafcSean) December 19, 2013

You couldn't invent what's going on at #CardiffCity… "Can't invent" is an anagram of "Vincent Tan".

— Conor McNamara (@ConorMcNamaraIE) December 19, 2013

So it turns out Vincent Tan is completely mental and isn't good for Cardiff City. Who woulda guessed eh? pic.twitter.com/99pni5ABos

— newfieldchris (@newfieldchris) December 19, 2013

20 quid for the next person who dresses like Vincent tan to the next game.

— Matt Houghton (@mthoughton1) December 19, 2013

My new product 'Vincent Tan' is trending

— Vincent Pegrum (@Vincent_Pegrum) December 19, 2013

In the spirit of Christmas Vincent Tan is going to travel back in time and give Tiny Tim and his weird legs a run at Premiership level

— A-Dog woz hear (@asjonesy99) December 19, 2013

Say what you like about Vincent Tan, but there's no denying he has a fantastic moustache pic.twitter.com/hjnMRwBqkJ

— Marc Allan (@marcallanftm) December 19, 2013

I think we all know Vincent Tan's man for the job. pic.twitter.com/qmvFZj64Mp

— (via JonnyGabriel) (@JonnyGabriel) December 19, 2013

Seems like Vincent Tan has found his new manager for #Cardiff pic.twitter.com/OMWecOi1fY

— Shiraz Khan (@Shiraz109) December 19, 2013

Vincent Tan passed the Premier League's 'fit and proper person' test…. pic.twitter.com/ID1otWSWMd

— Tom Overton (@Tom_Overton) December 19, 2013

Cardiff owner Vincent Tan's email to boss Malky Mackay, saying quit or you're fired –http://t.co/Z82cNigvUU”FML pic.twitter.com/LLap9CswAS

— ?Lewis Watkins? (@WelshyWatkins) December 19, 2013

Vinny Tan hire me and you can write the theme tune & sing the theme tune! #CardiffCity #VincentTan

— Choc Ice (@thatsortofguy) December 19, 2013

@CardiffCityFC The only way Vincent Tan gets this more wrong is by erecting a Michael Jackson statue #TeamMalky

— Darren Eastwood (@SemiSkimmedTed) December 20, 2013

I've thought about it and Vincent Tan is still more respectable than the decision to award the World Cup to Qatar. Fuckin' Qatar.

— Gavin Cleaver (@EnglishmanInBBQ) December 19, 2013

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