The best Tony Pulis leaves Palace jokes after shock exit

Find the funny side of Tony Pulis's untimely departure from Crystal Palace.

Tony Pulis leaves Palace jokes quickly followed his unexpected departure from the Premier League club
GONE: Pulis (Image: Add92)

In a surprising development it seems that the Premier League Manager of the Season has left the London side just two days before the start of the new season… and these are the Pulis leaves Palace jokes to prove it.

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The much heralded Crystal Palace coach is reported to have departed by mutual consent after just nine months at the club following a disagreement over transfer policy.

Although now facing a quite uncertain campaign, fans have reacted with many great Tony Pulis leaves Palace jokes.

Check out our favourites below:

"Welcome to Palace, Martin!" Kelly: "Why is the gaffer walking to his car with that big cardboard box?" #cpfc pic.twitter.com/zY5WpnqJt8

— HLTCO (@HLTCO) August 14, 2014

When Steve Parish says we can stay up without you Tony Pulis https://t.co/u7nl16U0WM #pulis

— Dale Smile (@dalesmilee) August 14, 2014

CRYSTAL PALACE FC: Sauces close to the club say #TonyPulis is very cross. #cpfc pic.twitter.com/C6d0BLDMeP

— Matthew Lawrence (@xMATTxLAWx) August 14, 2014

The stages I'm going through: Denial – Anger – Bargaining- Acceptance – Keith Millen – Malky Mackay. #cpfc

— Jim Daly (@jimdalycomedy) August 14, 2014

I'm beginning to regret this tattoo of Tony Pulis I've just had done on my face #cpfc

— Kevin Hunter Day (@kevinhunterday) August 14, 2014

*Sells Crystal Palace defender in Fantasy team*

— Back Page Football (@bpfootball) August 14, 2014

Reports linking me with the crystal palace jobs are not true – I'm very happy at Wirral county

— Mike Bassett (@mike__bassett) August 14, 2014

"Job going at Crystal Palace you say?" pic.twitter.com/ZOSJUZ9LMJ

— Cheers Geoff (@Cheers_geoff) August 14, 2014

BREAKING: Apparently Tony #Pulis is now favourite for the England job. The England rugby manager's job. ??

— John (@John_AFC_Gooner) August 14, 2014

Hands up if you think Crystal Palace will get relegated now that Pulis has left? pic.twitter.com/rAzajzzT5d

— Not Match of the Day (@NOT_MOTD) August 14, 2014

The worst lie in football: mutual consent. #CPFC #Pulis

— Anthony Lopopolo (@sportscaddy) August 14, 2014

Thanks for the memories Pulis #cpfc pic.twitter.com/rfiSRlJWlg

— Stuart Murphy (@stuart_murphy) August 14, 2014

BREAKING: David Moyes has been appointed as the new manager of Crystal Palace. #SSN

— Sky Sports FootbaII (@SkyFootballI) August 14, 2014

Tim Sherwood is currently bulk ordering Crystal Palace gilets!! pic.twitter.com/vEWsZ6wVOv

— Tips Out For TheLads (@TipsOutForLads) August 14, 2014

Bad News for Crystal Palace fans, Tony Pulis has left…. Worse news for Crystal Palace fans…. You're a Crystal Palace fan!!

— The Football Jester (@FootballJester) August 14, 2014

For Football Manager fans, this is why you use the "issue an ultimatum" button at your peril. #Pulis

— Greg Double (@Dubstep1988) August 14, 2014

17:30 – Martin Kelly's move to Crystal Palace is confirmed. 21:00 – Tony Pulis leaves the club. pic.twitter.com/Xl1ij9Rp10

— Sunday League Quotes (@ItsSundayLeague) August 14, 2014

There's a central defender at Crystal Palace who will shortly be working with his fifth manager in ten months!

— MarkFulhamYogi (@MarkMaunders) August 14, 2014

After leaving Crystal Palace, Tony Pulis' priority is to have a break. He'll be taking a walking holiday across the Atlantic Ocean. #Pulis

— Garth ApThomas (@garthjourno) August 14, 2014

In terms of 'not seeing it coming', Tony Pulis gone from Crystal Palace is up there with Fulham's Jacko statue and Glenn Hoddle's camel toe.

— Colin Murray (@ColinMurray) August 14, 2014

"F*ck off! We're Crystal Palace, not Crystal f**cking Pulis" – Steve Parish reportedly to Tony Pulis in hotel bust up pic.twitter.com/Roa9FfeQgg

— MailOnline Sport (@MaiISport) August 14, 2014

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