The best Toni Kroos jokes and tweets after Real Madrid signing

Peanut gallery turns attentions to World Cup winner's £24m move to Bernabeu.

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It’s not pronounced ‘cruise’, thus complicating the punning (Image: Michael Kranewitter)

The best Toni Kroos jokes and tweets are brought to you in association with the Germany midfielder’s £24m move to Real Madrid from Bayern Munich.

Looks like James Rodríguez is next on his way to the Bernabeu. Doubtless we’ll soon be bringing you the best James Rodríguez jokes and tweets as well.

This Bayern fan was understandably upset…

Hey @ToniKroos ? pic.twitter.com/Q76nbVhw66

— Bayern & Germany (@BayernMunchenF1) July 17, 2014

…albeit misguided…

@BayernMunchenF1 @ToniKroos That is a picture of Bastian schweinsteiger though.

— Xherdan Xaviér (@MindOfX) July 17, 2014

Rio Ferdinand took time out from signing for Queens Park Rangers to tweet the following endorsement…

If Toni Kroos signs for Real Madrid they will win the league again & minimum semi's in CL….him alongside Modric though #BallLenders

— Rio Ferdinand (@rioferdy5) July 16, 2014

…while Xabi Alonso didn’t react well to news that his first-team place was under threat…

When Real Madrid finally announce the Kroos deal. https://t.co/od5IlAqrqN

— Alex (@RM_Insider) July 15, 2014

Some saw fit to compare Real Madrid’s capture of Kroos to Liverpool’s signing of Adam Lallana…

Lallana: £25m, 1 Johnson's Paint Trophy with Southampton. Kroos: £24m, 12 trophies with Bayern Munich & a World Cup. pic.twitter.com/DVLSTvxHT1

— Footy Humour (@FootyHumour) July 17, 2014

…others made barbed, if not inconceivable, predictions…

Toni Kroos in two years: "For me, there is no bigger club than Chelsea"

— FC Bayern Central (@fcbayerncentral) July 17, 2014

There was an emotional goodbye from an eminent teammate…

All the best @ToniKroos in #Madrid. I will miss you. It was such a great time with you! pic.twitter.com/uycYdVaIlp

— Mario Götze (@MarioGoetze) July 17, 2014

…and Kroos was on hand to, er, welcome himself to Real Madrid…

Happy! @realmadrid #WelcomeKroos #HalaMadrid pic.twitter.com/k6tnmvtkZB

— Toni Kroos (@ToniKroos) July 17, 2014

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