
The best Chelsea jokes from the club’s 3-1 loss to Paris Saint-Germain in the Champions League quarter-final first leg last night.
UPDATE: The best Demba Ba PSG jokes after late Champions League strike
A late goal from PSG’s tricky Javier Pastore ensured Mourinho’s side will have to overcome a two goal deficit at Stamford Bridge if they are to progress to the semis of the European competition.
Take it away, it’s the best PSG 3-1 Chelsea jokes from the Champions League quarter-final clash in Paris:
Ibrahimovic from 11/8 to 3/1 to score anytime against Chelsea
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#MyBetLAD pic.twitter.com/uazz5hzsW5
— True Lad (@MyTruelad) April 2, 2014
Chelsea Football Club. Ruining football (and furniture) since 2003. pic.twitter.com/a17IM1EsLH
— Rik Sharma (@riksharma_) April 2, 2014
You would expect better odds for Ibrahimovic to score first yet Chelsea to win 2-0….. pic.twitter.com/sncbhr69hn
— Mark (@Wasted_littleDJ) April 2, 2014
"Where were you in World War Two?". Chelsea fans endear themselves to the locals
— James G (@Joses2ndComing) April 2, 2014
Slim pickings on the sandwich front, this is no Chelsea when it comes to pre-match food pic.twitter.com/AqRtfoHOh0
— Ian Abrahams (@BroadcastMoose) April 2, 2014
Chelsea fans have been going round Paris tonight putting stickers containing their club's honours on driver's backs.. pic.twitter.com/wiC5ctimM2
— Football Away Days (@FBAwayDays) April 2, 2014
I dream of bigger things, of posting a photo the right way up…@bbc5live from 7 as PSG take on Chelsea… pic.twitter.com/qWZMm2y34M
— Mark Pougatch (@markpougatch) April 2, 2014
BANTER: PSG & Chelsea exchange words ahead of tonight's match using Facebook (left) & Twitter (right). pic.twitter.com/fcnqpjSNsV
— BBC Sporf (@BBCSporf) April 2, 2014
PSG 1 – 0 Chelsea.
Brilliant assist by JT.
Oops…
— Kai Wayne (@KaiWayne) April 2, 2014
A Doctor Writes: An example of the kind of flat feet that Chelsea have started with. pic.twitter.com/FRDkvRiqpM
— Danny Baker (@prodnose) April 2, 2014
"Where were you in World War 2" sing Chelsea fans. Based on average age demographics, I'd say most PSG fans hadn't been born. Anything else?
— Si (@PhantomGoal) April 2, 2014
HALF-TIME in Paris, and Chelsea lead. HAHA! No – they don't! It's 1-1. Hahaha! #bantz
— Paddy Power (@paddypower) April 2, 2014
Playing as a striker is honestly not as difficult as Chelsea's forwards make it look.
— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) April 2, 2014
While all the Chelsea fans were celebrating Hazard's penalty… pic.twitter.com/IjRz474B8I
— The Football Café (@thefootballcafe) April 2, 2014
"Chelsea are a respectable club"
-No one ever
— barcastuff (@barcasstuff) April 2, 2014
Pastore just danced through the chelsea defence like Justin timberlake last night at the 02. #pastore #flair
— Hope Akpan (@HopeAkpan) April 2, 2014
As they leave France humiliated after achieving nothing, Chelsea dedicate tonight's performance to @Joey7Barton.
— Toby Fair (@TopTopPundit) April 2, 2014
Jose Mourinho entering the Chelsea dressing room like http://t.co/HKXoID17do
— Football Funnys (@FootballFunnys) April 2, 2014
There is irony in Chelsea conceding a late goal to a £37m substitute
— amar singh (@amarjourno) April 2, 2014
So, what did you think of the Chelsea defending tonight, Jose? #PSGvCFC #UCL #CFC pic.twitter.com/o6IDo8w0lx
— talkSPORT (@talkSPORT) April 2, 2014
Chelsea fans right now pic.twitter.com/dGrHEqvFql
— Troll Football (@Troll__Football) April 2, 2014
The PSG Arab Billionaires after the match with Chelsea https://t.co/bQjcvID3Es
— Efo Dela (@Amegaxi) April 2, 2014
Very tough for Chelsea in the second leg because when you factor in their inevitable own goal they are going to need four.
— Danny Baker (@prodnose) April 2, 2014
Chelsea fans look away! Eden Hazard wearing PSG kit in post match interview. pic.twitter.com/5Sg7XIIax5
— FutbolBible (@FutbolBible) April 2, 2014
Not sure why there was a debate about Britain's future in Europe on TV tonight. Man Utd & Chelsea seemed to have answered that.
— Danny Baker (@prodnose) April 2, 2014
Hey, Chelsea… pic.twitter.com/FfQoyvCIWM
— Zlatan Ibrahimovic (@ZlatanJokes) April 2, 2014
Chelsea fans now escaping from twitter pic.twitter.com/HlJtSjblSc
— SOCCERPAEDIA (@soccerpaedia) April 2, 2014
Pastore left that parked Chelsea bus at the red light! http://t.co/kkfVRtOlKJ
— UberArsenal (@UberAFC) April 2, 2014
Chelsea were indirectly Zlataned.
— Zlatan Ibrahimovic (@ZlatanJokes) April 2, 2014
Chelsea Fans right now….. pic.twitter.com/6fnUOE3SYQ
— Football Vertex (@Football_Vertex) April 2, 2014
A night to forget for Chelsea – but at least David Luiz won the battle for great hair: http://t.co/Cr5of7sCvI #CFC pic.twitter.com/bTwqzN2Ff1
— ESPN.co.uk (@ESPNUK) April 2, 2014
Chelsea were little bit unlucky tonight. Apart from giving away goals and lacking class, quality and sharpness, there wasn't much in it.
— Wenger Knows Best (@wengerknowsbest) April 2, 2014