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The best Papiss Cissé Wonga jokes

Papiss Cissé has pulled out of Newcastle United's pre-season tour of Portugal after refusing to wear the Wonga-emblazoned shirts, cue more Cissé Wonga jokes.

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A Newcastle United kit Cissé might prefer, after hearing the best Papiss Cissé Wonga jokes
Cissé… Getting shirty (Image: Nothing but Newcastle)

Papiss Cissé has pulled out of Newcastle United’s pre-season tour of Portugal after refusing to wear the newly Wonga-emblazoned shirts, cue more Cissé Wonga jokes.

Newcastle’s star striker, a Muslim, is involved in a row with the club over the sponsor, a payday loan company that lends money at infamously high interest rates.

What do you think of our collection of the best Cissé Wonga jokes?

Papiss Cisse has been fined for refusing to wear club sponsor Wonga. Initial fine £5000, rising to £45,795,896 if not paid by Sunday.

— Footy Humour (@FootyHumour) July 17, 2013

3,500 – After Papiss Cisse refused to play in a Wonga shirt, Newcastle have asked all other players to give 3,500% on the pitch. Interest.

— OptaJoke (@OptaJoke) July 17, 2013

#JFK on cisse/wonga situation. 'Its bloody ridiculous. I mean wonga deserves more respect for what he has done at arsenal' #nufc

— steve wraith (@stevewraith) July 17, 2013

Alan Pardew has told Cisse to forget about the sponsorship deal with http://t.co/iZ3v62qIJu Just get on the pitch and give it 4107%

— James Jelly (@JELLYBOY88) July 9, 2013

Papiss Cisse says he won't wear a Newcastle strip with http://t.co/qTOtvIoI9t as sponsor on the front. He doesn't feel he can give 4365%..

— Chris Burke (@Burky0604) July 17, 2013

http://t.co/bz1WIMhkdm Does this mean he wont be giving 2367 percent on the pitch? #APR #Cisse

— Christopher Richards (@chrisr118) July 17, 2013

@CulagPark If i was a geordie i wouldnt want cisse playing. I wouldnt want anyone who gave less than 4387%.

— Andy Fenwick (@TheAndyFenwick) July 17, 2013

If only someone could come up with a cisse/wonga/excessive interest rate gag…

— ispursso (@ispursso) July 17, 2013

Apparently there is a joke doing the rounds regarding cisse and the shirt sponsor but can I hell find it!!!

— Gavlaar Sewellski (@Ninhydrin) July 17, 2013

@gallowgateshots: You can't tell me Cissé isn't using his pork sword !”pork proberbly the wrong word !

— Gazza (@Gazonca) July 17, 2013

I don't see what Papis Cisse has against Wonga. Those old people look lovely in the advert.

— Ace (@Nick_Simkins89) July 17, 2013

Fair play to Cisse for telling Wonga to do one, although I can’t see many fans sympathising with Islamic Economics.

— Tom (@td_rules) July 17, 2013

Cisse seems dedicated to his religion, if only he was as dedicated to learning the offside rule we'd be on to a winner!!! #nufc

— Gavlaar Sewellski (@Ninhydrin) July 17, 2013

This Cisse thing reminds me of the time Phil Masinga refused to wear Leeds Thistle Hotels shirt because he only stayed with Best Western.

— Patrick Moloney (@CalvLyfeson) July 17, 2013

No good? Sorry.

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