Don’t miss this collection of the best José Mourinho vs Arsène Wenger fight jokes after the two managers clashed on the sidelines of Chelsea’s 2-0 victory over Arsenal at Stamford Bridge on Sunday.
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Arsène Wenger stormed into Chelsea’s technical area after a particularly nasty tackle and gave José a push before returning a few moments later for some more.
These are the best Mourinho vs Wenger fight jokes after their touchline scuffle:
Wenger v Mourinho fisticuffs. Lots of quite camp pushing. Lots of flapping ties. Can't wait for the re-match.
— Dan Levene (@BluesChronicle) October 5, 2014
Not sure either Wenger or Mourinho would be much good in a scrap, but might be worth viewing.
— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) October 5, 2014
Never mind the game, let’s draw a chalk circle on the ground and get Mourinho and Wenger to go at each other. With swords.
— Iain Macintosh (@iainmacintosh) October 5, 2014
Wenger's rabidly sybaritic propensity has no bounds…
— Patrick Obahiagbon (@PObahiagbon) October 5, 2014
Wenger and Mourinho resembled suited commuters arguing over the last seat on the last train to Orpington. Wenger the aggressor.
— Henry Winter (@henrywinter) October 5, 2014
Wenger vs. Mourinho, main event. Wilshere vs. Terry, just before it. I'd pay to watch. Only one man can do it… pic.twitter.com/hyybmIxw6o
— Asim Tanvir (@AsimTanvir) October 5, 2014
Even the 4th official is trying not to laugh. pic.twitter.com/cnsRaITWGC
— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) October 5, 2014
#Wenger and #mourinho looked like two insurance area reps arguing over the last parking space at a Travelodge.
— Phil Adamson (@PhilAdamson1) October 5, 2014
Disappointed with Wenger's behaviour on the touchline today, shoving Mourinho……should've headbutted him imo.
— Tim Stillman (@LittleDutchVA) October 5, 2014
Wenger fights like Montgomery Burns #MOTD2
— Thelonious (@TheloniousFilth) October 5, 2014
Wenger is currently polishing his FA Cup medal up, in about 10 he'll bang some squats out and call it a night. Thug life. All day long.
— Jonny (@JonnyOneill) October 5, 2014
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