
After bringing in several big money signings including Radamel Falcao and Daley Blind, this is a collection of the best Manchester United transfer deadline day jokes.
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- The best Sky Sports News transfer deadline day jokes
- The best Sky Sports News transfer deadline day moments
- The best Transfer Deadline Day jokes as final 2014 window closes
- The best Arsène Wenger & Arsenal transfer deadline day jokes
- The best Ed Woodward jokes as Falcao arrives on transfer deadline day
It’s been a spectacular final day for United fans with a host of new arrivals at Old Trafford, taking the total spent by the club in this window to over £150m.
Louis van Gaal’s side has been significantly strengthened but few defensive-minded players have been brought in and the squad is now seemingly a little unbalanced.
Don’t miss the best Manchester United transfer deadline day jokes as the window closes:
Man Utd starting XI with Falcao now joining. pic.twitter.com/fC3IvXK8qw
— Footy Humour (@FootyHumour) September 1, 2014
Man Utd replacing RVP before Arsenal does is the biggest banter in football history.
— Footy Humour (@FootyHumour) September 1, 2014
“@SkySportsNewsHQ: To talk about Falcao's move we're joined by Jamie Carragher now #SkyDeadlineDay pic.twitter.com/sgMfxEWVat” LOOK AT HIS FACE
— Ajay Paul (@AJ_Paul_) September 1, 2014
Manchester United's transfer season summed up in one vine. https://t.co/4u601XUvxf
— Mukund' (@AdnanTekkers) September 1, 2014
Jennifer Lawrence naked and Falcao to United. Who's the lad in Manchester with a lamp and one wish left? #MUFC
— Guy (@SportingKetchup) September 1, 2014
Man United's new formation pic.twitter.com/cquMip3b2p
— The FOOTBALL Bible (@TFBible_) September 1, 2014
Utd getting Falcao and Di Maria is the equivalent of giving somebody who needs heart surgery fake tits. Looks nice, but isn't what's needed.
— Dominic Campbell (@dom_campbell) September 1, 2014
Di Maria beats a man, plays it to Herrera who plays it to Shaw, Shaw crosses, Falcao flicks it, finds Valencia who drills it at a defender..
— The Reds UNITED (@theredsunited) September 1, 2014
If Manchester United was a person… pic.twitter.com/wSSRKhtwD9
— Football Funnys (@FootballFunnys) September 1, 2014
If falcao to united is true well have an attack worth £217 million and a defence worth 2 packets of skittles and a sausage roll
— Joey (@JoeHorne95) September 1, 2014
Ok Liverpool fans, you are right- Falcao was a panic buy. We were left with no choice after you beat us to Rickie Lambert #MUFC #LFC
— Ed Woodward NOT (@Ed_Woodward_) September 1, 2014
CONFIRMED – Manchester United sign Daley Blind!! #DeadlineDay pic.twitter.com/JqKgL6M994
— The Betting Bar (@TheBettingBar) September 1, 2014
If the move for Romero the Argentina keeper goes through, he might play alongside De Gea for @ManUtd in the exciting new 2-0-0-9 formation.
— Imran Garda (@ImranGarda) September 1, 2014
SUMMARY: Manchester United's summer spending.
http://t.co/q2owBJkTiR
— BBC Sporf (@BBCSporf) September 1, 2014
Ah I knew that late night bottle of red might pay off!! Haha pic.twitter.com/4zfTFrgUek
— Gary Neville (@GNev2) September 1, 2014
Welbeck going to Arsenal. Van Gaal doing business with Wenger. #MUFC #SkyDeadlineDay #DeadlineDay pic.twitter.com/pov4zx76ST
— betway (@betway) September 1, 2014
All these players leaving….Anderson must be hiding in a KFC somewhere & praying.
#SkyDeadlineDay
— Totally Man Utd (@TotallyMUFC) September 1, 2014
Just for a laugh Van Gaal should definitely set up an attack vs defence session for the lads tomorrow.
#SkyDeadlineDay #MUFC
— Luke Coulson (@LukeCoulson8) September 1, 2014
Rooney: "Falcao is on £346k a week? Had enough, fuck this." pic.twitter.com/HmIxE0tlpj
— A.M (@r50UL) September 1, 2014
So as a @ManUtd fan Im now stuck with a Madrid player tat on my arm #MUFC #ManUtd #mufctransfers #ChicharitoalMadrid pic.twitter.com/BjMQ6PkTwI
— Niall Corbett (@niallcorbett) September 1, 2014
SEE ALSO:
- The best Sky Sports News transfer deadline day jokes
- The best Sky Sports News transfer deadline day moments
- The best Transfer Deadline Day jokes as final 2014 window closes
- The best Arsène Wenger & Arsenal transfer deadline day jokes
- The best Ed Woodward jokes as Falcao arrives on transfer deadline day