The best Manchester United transfer deadline day jokes

After bringing in several big money signings including Radamel Falcao and Daley Blind.

Many Manchester United transfer deadline jokes were made as the squad's imbalance is revealed
ATTACKING: Manchester United (Image: Steve Collis)

After bringing in several big money signings including Radamel Falcao and Daley Blind, this is a collection of the best Manchester United transfer deadline day jokes.


It’s been a spectacular final day for United fans with a host of new arrivals at Old Trafford, taking the total spent by the club in this window to over £150m.

Louis van Gaal’s side has been significantly strengthened but few defensive-minded players have been brought in and the squad is now seemingly a little unbalanced.

Don’t miss the best Manchester United transfer deadline day jokes as the window closes:

Man Utd starting XI with Falcao now joining. pic.twitter.com/fC3IvXK8qw

— Footy Humour (@FootyHumour) September 1, 2014

Man Utd replacing RVP before Arsenal does is the biggest banter in football history.

— Footy Humour (@FootyHumour) September 1, 2014

@SkySportsNewsHQ: To talk about Falcao's move we're joined by Jamie Carragher now #SkyDeadlineDay pic.twitter.com/sgMfxEWVat” LOOK AT HIS FACE

— Ajay Paul (@AJ_Paul_) September 1, 2014

Manchester United's transfer season summed up in one vine. https://t.co/4u601XUvxf

— Mukund' (@AdnanTekkers) September 1, 2014

Jennifer Lawrence naked and Falcao to United. Who's the lad in Manchester with a lamp and one wish left? #MUFC

— Guy (@SportingKetchup) September 1, 2014

Man United's new formation pic.twitter.com/cquMip3b2p

— The FOOTBALL Bible (@TFBible_) September 1, 2014

Utd getting Falcao and Di Maria is the equivalent of giving somebody who needs heart surgery fake tits. Looks nice, but isn't what's needed.

— Dominic Campbell (@dom_campbell) September 1, 2014

Di Maria beats a man, plays it to Herrera who plays it to Shaw, Shaw crosses, Falcao flicks it, finds Valencia who drills it at a defender..

— The Reds UNITED (@theredsunited) September 1, 2014

If Manchester United was a person… pic.twitter.com/wSSRKhtwD9

— Football Funnys (@FootballFunnys) September 1, 2014

If falcao to united is true well have an attack worth £217 million and a defence worth 2 packets of skittles and a sausage roll

— Joey (@JoeHorne95) September 1, 2014

Ok Liverpool fans, you are right- Falcao was a panic buy. We were left with no choice after you beat us to Rickie Lambert #MUFC #LFC

— Ed Woodward NOT (@Ed_Woodward_) September 1, 2014

CONFIRMED – Manchester United sign Daley Blind!! #DeadlineDay pic.twitter.com/JqKgL6M994

— The Betting Bar (@TheBettingBar) September 1, 2014

If the move for Romero the Argentina keeper goes through, he might play alongside De Gea for @ManUtd in the exciting new 2-0-0-9 formation.

— Imran Garda (@ImranGarda) September 1, 2014

SUMMARY: Manchester United's summer spending. http://t.co/q2owBJkTiR

— BBC Sporf (@BBCSporf) September 1, 2014

Ah I knew that late night bottle of red might pay off!! Haha pic.twitter.com/4zfTFrgUek

— Gary Neville (@GNev2) September 1, 2014

Welbeck going to Arsenal. Van Gaal doing business with Wenger. #MUFC #SkyDeadlineDay #DeadlineDay pic.twitter.com/pov4zx76ST

— betway (@betway) September 1, 2014

All these players leaving….Anderson must be hiding in a KFC somewhere & praying. #SkyDeadlineDay

— Totally Man Utd (@TotallyMUFC) September 1, 2014

Just for a laugh Van Gaal should definitely set up an attack vs defence session for the lads tomorrow. #SkyDeadlineDay #MUFC

— Luke Coulson (@LukeCoulson8) September 1, 2014

Rooney: "Falcao is on £346k a week? Had enough, fuck this." pic.twitter.com/HmIxE0tlpj

— A.M (@r50UL) September 1, 2014

So as a @ManUtd fan Im now stuck with a Madrid player tat on my arm #MUFC #ManUtd #mufctransfers #ChicharitoalMadrid pic.twitter.com/BjMQ6PkTwI

— Niall Corbett (@niallcorbett) September 1, 2014