The best Man Utd jokes from opening day Swansea loss

All the best United jokes as the fun continues for another season.

Ronaldo probably no longer cares about all these Man Utd jokes following their Premier League opening day defeat to Swansea
LONG GONE: Ronaldo (Image: Paolo Camera)

Here are all the best Man Utd jokes following their unexpected 2-1 defeat to Swansea on the opening day of the Premier League season – new manager Louis van Gaal’s first game in charge.

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The Manchester United fun has continued into the new campaign as even the great van Gaal was powerless to prevent the division’s youngest manager securing three points at Old Trafford on Saturday.

Check out this selection of the best Man Utd jokes from their opening day defeat to Swansea:

Bring back Moyes!

— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) August 16, 2014

I think I'm going to get my 5 year old to support #ManUtd and not just one of the Top 4 clubs.

— Niall McGarry (@MrNiallMcGarry) August 16, 2014

United losing at home. Just like old times.

— John Green (@sportswithjohn) August 16, 2014

You knew something bad was going to happen when Fellaini came on, which proves no matter how you slice it, David Moyes is still responsible.

— Jimmy Conrad (@JimmyConrad) August 16, 2014

Playing on David Moyes' iPod right now > http://t.co/RD7jT6dDDp

— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) August 16, 2014

Manchester United's goal difference might be negative but their sponsor is a big plus.

— Not Match of the Day (@NOT_MOTD) August 16, 2014

I’m loving the BT Box – really helps you take in more of the reaction. pic.twitter.com/8EZ18CiNTA

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) August 16, 2014

Man Utd fans be like.. pic.twitter.com/X6YpckIo8X

— Footy Humour (@FootyHumour) August 16, 2014

Even though they got beat, I think United have enough to survive this season.

— Rodney Marsh (@RodneyMarsh10) August 16, 2014

Another season, another home defeat. The ghost of Old Trafford continues to haunt the place. #mufc pic.twitter.com/rCVB1050oF

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) August 16, 2014

There are 2 year olds who have never seen United have success. Poor children. #UnitedInCrisis

— Total MLS (@TotalMLS) August 16, 2014

Fear not United fans, Van Gaal purposefully organized this season to peak at Guinness International Champions Cup

— Men in Blazers (@MenInBlazers) August 16, 2014

Poor Utd Fans pic.twitter.com/ABXTAZiIVL

— Football Trolls (@Footballltrolls) August 16, 2014

First good news of the season :))) pic.twitter.com/BbjKAAwI2u

— José enrique (@Jesanchez3) August 16, 2014

So the Van Gaal magic vanished quicker than that free kick spray.

— Rick Glanvill (@RickGlanvill) August 16, 2014

Giggs and Van Gaal pic.twitter.com/ZjNkAGtNLK

— Pie Sports Booze (@piesportsbooze) August 16, 2014

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