The best Man Utd jokes after 0-1 defeat to Southampton & ZERO shots on target

Manchester United have now accumulated no more points than at the same time last season.

WITNESSED DEFEAT: Old Trafford (Image: Steve Collis)
WITNESSED DEFEAT: Old Trafford (Image: Steve Collis)

We’ve gathered together all the best of the latest Man Utd jokes after Louis van Gaal’s side lost 0-1 at home to Southampton and failed to register a single shot on target.

Many fans were left frustrated by the team selection upon hearing Radamel Falcao was left out of the match-day squad of 18 for tactical reasons, as well as the manager’s chosen 3-5-2 formation as they succumbed to Ronald Koeman’s team.

Despite spending a record amount on transfer fees this season, Manchester United have accumulated no more points than at the same time last year whilst under the guidance of David Moyes.

Don’t miss the best Louis van Gaal and Man Utd jokes after their 0-1 defeat to Southampton at Old Trafford:

@ManUtd why does #VanMaal don't like @FALCAO too many racial issues in this mans past! #FalcaoaTigerinaCage pic.twitter.com/R2FXsz9ReN

— Faustino Asprilla (@TinoasprillaH) January 11, 2015

United full strength squad today is like having all the crayons available but end up with final attempt like this pic.twitter.com/XcbyIZHbtI

— Semper Fi : United (@SemperFiUnited) January 11, 2015

David Moyes watching Man United like.. http://t.co/n2bisY8AVC

— Not Match of the Day (@NOT_MOTD) January 11, 2015

When you ask Man United fans if they like the 3-5-2 formation. https://t.co/BZKtMIAtVG

— Football Vines (@Vine_Football) January 11, 2015

That was a clever tactic by Van Gaal to ensure more funds for January transfers. He’s not daft…. #mufc

— Jacqui Oatley (@JacquiOatley) January 11, 2015

Big fan of United spending the GDP of Zimbabwe and still having the same amount of points as Moyes this time last year.

— Gareth Bale (@GarethBale22) January 11, 2015

David Moyes on hearing the great Van Gaal has the same points as he achieved last season!!! #RT #LFC pic.twitter.com/WBq0vuT0en

— Phil Lamb (@PhilLamb9) January 11, 2015

Imagine the reaction if Ferguson's immediate successor was 4th behind Southampton after a £150m+ spend on transfer fees and 21 games. #MUFC

— Duncan Castles (@DuncanCastles) January 11, 2015

In the last decade many a United fan has told me "It's easy to buy success" whilst belittling our achievements. Not that easy is it.

— Gus Mears (@Romansbluearmy) January 11, 2015


— Beijing Red 4 Lyf (@Beijingcasuals) January 11, 2015

These defeats at Old Trafford are really affecting Van Gaal!!! pic.twitter.com/AnipBmO6ER

— David Thompson (@77thomo) January 11, 2015

I wish van gaal would just say "they are spineless, overpaid swine and they sicken me"

— simon day (@simonday24) January 11, 2015

Last word- LVG says the plan is for United to be the best club in the World, the 1st step might be to become the best club in Manchester

— Rodney Marsh (@RodneyMarsh10) January 12, 2015