This is a round-up of the best of the Lucas Piazon jokes as Canadian police issue an arrest warrant for the Chelsea player, currently on loan at Reading, related to an alleged sexual assault.
Toronto Police say Piazon is wanted alongside Brazil team-mate Andrey da Silva Ventura in connection with an alleged sexual assault on a 20-year old Toronto woman at her home on June 26, while the pair were participating in last summer’s Pan-Am Games in the country.
At a sensational press conference on Thursday, Inspector Joanna Beavens-Desjardins announced that they were seeking the arrest of both players and these are the best Lucas Piazon jokes that followed:
Piazon is actually diverting attention from our league form. RIP Piazon, he raped for our sins
— SG (@TrapBandicoot) October 29, 2015
So Lucas Piazon was nice to me cuz he wanted to rape me
— Luna (@Ancelottied) October 29, 2015
Lucas Piazon must have mistaken the bird when she asked for a Brazilian #readingfc
— Will (@WillBradleyRFC) October 29, 2015
Footballer John Terry has arrived at scene saying he is a friend of Lucas Piazon.
— Pádraig (@UnrealTurn) October 29, 2015
Bet Piazon's wrongly accused. Highschool I got accused of spitting gum in mans hair. It was lies. I didn't spit it, I hit it on the volley.
— Graham Smith (@GrahamSmithh) October 29, 2015
Lucas Piazon wanted by police for sexual assault. This is what @ChelseaFC does to you
— larry fisherman (@ShahXCIV) October 29, 2015
@hughwizzy He looks like Oscar, which means he looks like me, which basically means it was me. I did it, arrest me.
— Prince Josh (@TheBurntChip) October 29, 2015
Lucas Piazon wanted for an alleged sexual assault in Canada…or, as they call it at Chelsea, banter.
— Kuda Ngulube (@kudaclaver) October 29, 2015
Guess who has a Lucas Piazon Chelsea top? 🙌
— James Treasure (@JamesATreasure) October 29, 2015
BREAKING NEWS: Jose Mourinho blames Mirage Adult Entertainment for falsely accusing Lucas Piazon of sexual assault pic.twitter.com/jnnmjymyx2
— Bestia S. Alexito (@LightningBS) October 29, 2015