The best Liverpool jokes after Suárez bite at Brazil 2014

The best Liverpool jokes after Luis Suárez's bite on Italy's Giorgio Chiellini at Brazil 2014 caused embarrassment for his parent club.

The best Liverpool jokes after the Luis Suárez bite against Italy at Brazil 2014 will not be told in this club shop
Club shop… Will they be selling support Suárez t-shirts? (Image: Sheri)

Milking it as much as we can, take a look at the best Liverpool jokes after Luis Suárez’s already infamous bite on Italy’s Giorgio Chiellini in Group D at Brazil 2014.


As his parent club, who stood by the Uruguayan during the last biting crisis, the Merseysiders were not immune to to jibes from rival fans.

Although most were simply offensive, we’ve picked out some of the best Liverpool jokes after the Suárez bite that could end his World Cup prematurely.

First caller: "It's been a great day for Liverpool Football Club because it means nobody will want to take Suarez from us." Not making it up

— Adrian Durham (@talkSPORTDrive) June 24, 2014

If Suarez was to get a 2 year ban, he'd be back just in time for the birth of Raheem Sterlings 25th child.

— Laurence Kinlan (@laurencekinlan) June 24, 2014

Justice for Suarez tshirts will be available in Merseyside in about 30 mins time #ysb

— Doon (@Doon1976) June 24, 2014

If you are a Liverpool fan now, you are probably: 1. Defending Suarez. 2. Defending Gerrard. 3. Hooking up with your Sister.

— West Ham Central (@WestHam_Central) June 24, 2014

Suarez likes his meat like Liverpool's title wins – Rare.

— MS19 (@mikesanz19) June 24, 2014

From now on, any player linked to Liverpool as part of a swap deal for Luis Suarez should be described as "bait".

— Stupid Football (@StupidFootball) June 24, 2014

Liverpool directors toilet after hearing that £70m man #Suarez could be looking at a season long ban… pic.twitter.com/Zwdb2U3TkF

— You Fecking Idiot (@YoufeckingIdiot) June 24, 2014

Luis Suarez has apparently asked to leave Liverpool and go to Germany to sign for Borussia Mönchonacentrebach

— Çarlton Çole (@_CarltonCole9) June 24, 2014

Liverpool chant next season: "He'll shoot, he'll score, he'll eat your arm and more. Luis Suárez. Luis Suárez."

— Sunday League Footy (@SundayChants) June 24, 2014

Looks like news of the Suarez incident has reached Liverpool. #BrazilNuts pic.twitter.com/QY68a89kgd

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) June 24, 2014

Seriously though, I can't Defend Suarez! But neither can Cahill and Jagielka!

— Top Of The Kop (@TOTK96) June 24, 2014

Advice to all fellow Liverpool supporters #Suarez pic.twitter.com/jL2Qo4SQh2

— Liverpool Data (@LiverpoolData) June 24, 2014