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The best Juan Mata jokes after United bid to sign Chelsea star

The best Juan Mata jokes after Manchester United's £37m bid for the Chelsea Player of the Season was accepted.

In his glory Chelsea days, before the Juan Mata jokes rolled in after Manchester United's bid was accepted by Chelsea
GOODBYE: Mata (Image: Warrenfish)

These are the best Juan Mata jokes we could find after hearing that Manchester United’s £37m bid for the Chelsea Player of the Season had been accepted.

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In a sensational January transfer window move Manchester United look set to tempt the out-of-favour midfielder away from Stamford Bridge in a big money deal.

Chelsea fans are shocked, but mostly trust Mourinho, Man Utd fans are delighted, while Manchester City and Arsenal fans are spitting in from the sidelines – the perfect Twitter conditions for Juan Mata jokes:

Exciting to think how many goals Mata could score in the Championship

— Frankie Boyle (@frankieboyle) January 22, 2014

Mata: "I'm excited to be heading to United. Can't wait to play alongside Reus, Vidal, Thiago and Cavani."

— Troll Football (@Troll__Football) January 22, 2014

'third party' behind #mufc bid for #mata revealed pic.twitter.com/Yo84Tvb8XZ

— Joe Smart (@joeacsmart) January 22, 2014

Man United just bought a Sub for 30 Mil, I hope they get a drink with that #Mata

— Made (@MadeManJama) January 22, 2014

United fans here's a Juan Mata song for ya '' Juan Mata, woahh, Juan Mata, woahh, he came from Stamford Bridge, to help us finish 5th ''

— ManCityArmy1894 (@ManCityArmy1894) January 22, 2014

So United are smashing their transfer record on one of Chelsea's reserves? Awkward. #Mata #Desperation

— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) January 22, 2014

United fans at school and work tomorrow if we sign Mata (@Bassa_Mufc) #MUFC pic.twitter.com/BJZXP6ljW7

— ManUtd Bulletin (@MUFCBulletin) January 22, 2014

Moyes-"Will you sell us Juan Mata?" Mourinho- "We wont sell him to a title rival!" Moyes-"So that's a yes then?

— Troll Football (@Troll__Football) January 22, 2014

Hello, mummy, did you phone Chelsea & ask to buy Mata, lots of love, oh, have you ironed my favourite jammies. #MUFC pic.twitter.com/YktZ4stjPr

— United Religion (@Unitedology) January 22, 2014

Moyes say he expect sign Mata soon. He say for 1 player today could be last ever game in shirt of United! So funny! Poor Januzaj.

— Evil Kagawa (@evilkagawa) January 22, 2014

Reach for the tissues boys #Mata

— Gerry Coleman (@gerry1805) January 22, 2014

If Mata sign my mum will walk in on me like this watching sky sports news #Mufc #Mata pic.twitter.com/4kib5YonvV

— Jon 'MUFC' Huggans (@retfordred1234) January 22, 2014

WHEN I FOUND OUT WE ARE SIGNING MATA https://t.co/uR4YwWBsbv

— Man's out ere cuz (@iamhamdi1) January 22, 2014

PLZ PLZ IF WE DON'T GET MATA OPEN YOUR FRONT DOOR I'M GONNA BE WAITING THERE LIKE pic.twitter.com/DYAQlgQqZO

— Man's out ere cuz (@iamhamdi1) January 22, 2014

CONFIRMED: Mata spotted in the crowd tonight. pic.twitter.com/7v7J8rFLt7

— Alwyn Payne (@AlwynPayne) January 22, 2014

WHY THE FUK IS MATA NOT STARTING FOR MUFC TONIGHT! £40M AND HE DOESNT MAKE SQUAD!? ABOUT TO LAUNCH A CHAIR THRU WINDOW OF THE CRISPY DUCK!!

— Beijing Red 4 Lyf (@Moyes_Must_Go) January 22, 2014

LOL Mata all over my TL #Mata #MUFC #FreeMata pic.twitter.com/3S0NvYpU8S

— Maddy_MUFC (@MadihaSosan1) January 22, 2014

If we do sign Mata, Woodward be like… pic.twitter.com/8gfTqBopqS

— Reagan Henry (@MUFC1316) January 22, 2014

Chelsea fans don't seem very happy with this deal… Arsenal fans would be wanking into their spreadsheets with £40m in the bank. #Mata

— CityNeil69 (@CityNeil69) January 22, 2014

Juan Mata has been spotted with Wayne Rooney after being linked strongly with Manchester United! pic.twitter.com/WWKsTA3dbW

— Nicholas (@ClockEndBuch) January 22, 2014

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