These are the best Juan Mata jokes we could find after hearing that Manchester United’s £37m bid for the Chelsea Player of the Season had been accepted.
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In a sensational January transfer window move Manchester United look set to tempt the out-of-favour midfielder away from Stamford Bridge in a big money deal.
Chelsea fans are shocked, but mostly trust Mourinho, Man Utd fans are delighted, while Manchester City and Arsenal fans are spitting in from the sidelines – the perfect Twitter conditions for Juan Mata jokes:
Exciting to think how many goals Mata could score in the Championship
— Frankie Boyle (@frankieboyle) January 22, 2014
Mata: "I'm excited to be heading to United. Can't wait to play alongside Reus, Vidal, Thiago and Cavani."
— Troll Football (@Troll__Football) January 22, 2014
'third party' behind #mufc bid for #mata revealed pic.twitter.com/Yo84Tvb8XZ
— Joe Smart (@joeacsmart) January 22, 2014
Man United just bought a Sub for 30 Mil, I hope they get a drink with that #Mata
— Made (@MadeManJama) January 22, 2014
United fans here's a Juan Mata song for ya '' Juan Mata, woahh, Juan Mata, woahh, he came from Stamford Bridge, to help us finish 5th ''
— ManCityArmy1894 (@ManCityArmy1894) January 22, 2014
So United are smashing their transfer record on one of Chelsea's reserves? Awkward. #Mata #Desperation
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) January 22, 2014
United fans at school and work tomorrow if we sign Mata (@Bassa_Mufc) #MUFC pic.twitter.com/BJZXP6ljW7
— ManUtd Bulletin (@MUFCBulletin) January 22, 2014
Moyes-"Will you sell us Juan Mata?"
Mourinho- "We wont sell him to a title rival!"
Moyes-"So that's a yes then?
— Troll Football (@Troll__Football) January 22, 2014
Hello, mummy, did you phone Chelsea & ask to buy Mata, lots of love, oh, have you ironed my favourite jammies. #MUFC pic.twitter.com/YktZ4stjPr
— United Religion (@Unitedology) January 22, 2014
Moyes say he expect sign Mata soon. He say for 1 player today could be last ever game in shirt of United!
So funny! Poor Januzaj.
— Evil Kagawa (@evilkagawa) January 22, 2014
Reach for the tissues boys #Mata
— Gerry Coleman (@gerry1805) January 22, 2014
If Mata sign my mum will walk in on me like this watching sky sports news #Mufc #Mata pic.twitter.com/4kib5YonvV
— Jon 'MUFC' Huggans (@retfordred1234) January 22, 2014
WHEN I FOUND OUT WE ARE SIGNING MATA https://t.co/uR4YwWBsbv
— Man's out ere cuz (@iamhamdi1) January 22, 2014
PLZ PLZ IF WE DON'T GET MATA OPEN YOUR FRONT DOOR I'M GONNA BE WAITING THERE LIKE pic.twitter.com/DYAQlgQqZO
— Man's out ere cuz (@iamhamdi1) January 22, 2014
CONFIRMED: Mata spotted in the crowd tonight. pic.twitter.com/7v7J8rFLt7
— Alwyn Payne (@AlwynPayne) January 22, 2014
WHY THE FUK IS MATA NOT STARTING FOR MUFC TONIGHT! £40M AND HE DOESNT MAKE SQUAD!?
ABOUT TO LAUNCH A CHAIR THRU WINDOW OF THE CRISPY DUCK!!
— Beijing Red 4 Lyf (@Moyes_Must_Go) January 22, 2014
LOL Mata all over my TL #Mata #MUFC #FreeMata pic.twitter.com/3S0NvYpU8S
— Maddy_MUFC (@MadihaSosan1) January 22, 2014
If we do sign Mata, Woodward be like… pic.twitter.com/8gfTqBopqS
— Reagan Henry (@MUFC1316) January 22, 2014
Chelsea fans don't seem very happy with this deal…
Arsenal fans would be wanking into their spreadsheets with £40m in the bank.
#Mata
— CityNeil69 (@CityNeil69) January 22, 2014
Juan Mata has been spotted with Wayne Rooney after being linked strongly with Manchester United! pic.twitter.com/WWKsTA3dbW
— Nicholas (@ClockEndBuch) January 22, 2014
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