
With both sides already qualified for the last 16 of the tournament, Uruguay finished top of Group A after a 3-0 win over Russia on Monday, helped along by a first-half red card to Igor Smolnikov.
The Uruguayans were already two goals to the good by that point, but were then even better placed to stroll to their third victory out of three World Cup matches.
Luis Suárez opened the scoring from a free kick, with an own goal from Denis Cheryshev completing the scoring before Edinson Cavani’s first goal of the tournament.
These were the best jokes from Uruguay 3-0 Russia:
#URURUS is the most philosophical match hashtag I've ever seen
— Adam Hurrey (@FootballCliches) June 25, 2018
https://twitter.com/ChrsView/status/1011246438704087040
Found myself humming Russia's national anthem, which forced me to ask: "How do I know this?"…then it dawned on me…Rocky IV #URURUS
— Alejandro Moreno (@AleMorenoESPN) June 25, 2018
https://twitter.com/TheSportsman/status/1011250148574363648
Suarez doing his second favorite thing: scoring #URURUS
— Ale (@DortmunderDevil) June 25, 2018
Cheryshev just can't stop scoring. #URURUS
— M•A•J (@Ultra_Suristic) June 25, 2018
https://twitter.com/Grizzbear85/status/1011257347098935300
Nothing looks more awkward and embarrassing than a face-painted fan whose team is being thumped. #URURUS
— Dan O'Hagan (@danohagan) June 25, 2018
https://twitter.com/4Huskrs/status/1011285108026953730
#SBS commentator in aus are you OK because you haven't spoken in 4 minutes #URURUS #URU #RUS #WorldCup
— Cristina (@meacae) June 25, 2018
If anything this first half shows the dosing needs some adjustment against higher ranked teams #URURUS
— Marc Edwards (@edwardsmd88) June 25, 2018
If Russia doesn't score soon the players might discover that their families have been #Putin prison.
— Nick (@JWH1895) June 25, 2018
"Nothing silly, you're on a yellow". "OK…" #URURUS #worldcup pic.twitter.com/yK0CAdLyr5
— Match of the Day (@BBCMOTD) June 25, 2018
Russia getting well beaten by an actual football team. Same will happen to England in due course #URURUS #WorldCup18
— Vinny Healy (@vhealy1) June 25, 2018
When you've been bullying the other kids in the neighborhood because you grew up there, but the other new neighbor decides to humble you #URURUS pic.twitter.com/pp9Pf8AZjL
— Shun Nk63 (@Shun_Nk63) June 25, 2018
Still a better lovestory than twilight #URURUS pic.twitter.com/FRUie3aHZv
— Stefan #ハチロク (@ae86sthetic) June 25, 2018
Uruguay so comfortable now they are levitating their fallen Russian opponents. #URURUS pic.twitter.com/9vmhFDs3lb
— Danny Baker (@prodnose) June 25, 2018
https://twitter.com/SRKianMiz/status/1011280959751278593
https://twitter.com/HistorySport_/status/1011258834613166088
Show them the pictures of their families at half time. #WorldCup #URURUS pic.twitter.com/CzgSfpLoEo
— Chilekwa (@BwanaBlaze) June 25, 2018
https://twitter.com/LADFLEG/status/1011257928479846401
https://twitter.com/SilviaTeow/status/1011256921184034818
#URURUS tourists lock your doors there’s gonna be some angry russians tonight pic.twitter.com/BHwe0x2UzJ
— ethan morgan (@apathy_hades) June 25, 2018