The best jokes from the Super Cup final as Atlético beat Real Madrid 4-2

Diego Costa stamps on Sergio Ramos's head.

Diego Costa kicking Sergio Ramos in the head features in these jokes from the Super Cup final as Atlético beat Real Madrid 4-2
STAMP: Costa (Image: Carlos Delgado)

Atlético Madrid beat rivals Real Madrid 4-2 in the UEFA Super Cup final after extra time at the A. Le Coq Arena in Estonia on Wednesday night.

The match contested by the reigning champions of the two main European club competitions, the Champions League and the Europa League, saw Julen Lopetegui’s new side struggle without the recently sold Ronaldo.

Instead Real Madrid conceded four goals in the same game for the first time since before the arrival of Zinedine Zidane as manager of the club.

These were the best jokes from the Super Cup final as Atlético beat Real Madrid 4-2:

Instead of extra time UEFA should set up a ring, give Ramos and Costa some boxing gloves and let them settle it.

— Footy Humour (@FootyHumour) August 15, 2018

One more Costa stamp and Ramos gets a free coffee pic.twitter.com/fZXTS1GlQ0

— King Kenny Stand (@KingKennyStand) August 15, 2018

Diego Costa bullying Real Madrid while Alvaro Morata is at home painting his wifes toenails.


— Connor (@CS_CFC) August 15, 2018

Real Madrid board of directors trying to find buy back clause in receipt of Ronaldo's sale #RMAATM #SuperCup #Ronaldo pic.twitter.com/HVv4ViFT2g

— ©J1m²¥™® (@forlahjay) August 15, 2018

Diego Costa is incredible. He could start a fight at a funeral.

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) August 15, 2018

If Diego Costa wasn’t a footballer he’d definitely be a debt collector #RMAATL

— Jamie (@FCTwenteBenson) August 15, 2018

Good they sacked Antonio Conte from Chelsea. He should be called back and locked up for selling Costa.

— Oma Akatugba (@omaakatugba) August 15, 2018

Costa to Courtois:.
"For Chelsea." pic.twitter.com/gIVMiltUla

— POTE (@KRab03) August 15, 2018

I'm sure Costa whispered "this is for Salah" #SuperCup

— The Instigator (@Am_Blujay) August 15, 2018

Would it be too weird if I bought another Liverpool shirt & had Diego Costa's name printed on it?

— Marie (@mariebudgie1) August 15, 2018

Diego Simeone had a heavy pre-season #SuperCup pic.twitter.com/jv2Gaiw6cS

— David (@Zero_4) August 15, 2018

Real Madrid fan is wearing a Karius shirt at the #SuperCup tonight 👀 pic.twitter.com/6H6lGb8mX1

— talkSPORT (@talkSPORT) August 15, 2018

I second that, he could've broke Costa's foot.

— Codie Lee (@CodieLee10) August 15, 2018

What if "R" in Real Madrid always stood for #Ronaldo 🤺@athleticomadrid #SuperCup pic.twitter.com/w3jmxVg1iu

— Arthur Junior (@AJ_Makama) August 16, 2018

Drinking every last drop of the champagne while his mates ask for a sip is SO Diego Costa pic.twitter.com/yyFKTAIEvh

— Ali Tweedale (@alitweedale) August 15, 2018

Klopp will be sending Diego Costa a bottle of 1787 Chateaux Margaux for this challenge on Sergio Ramos. #LFC

Video: @lewisjohnsonli1 pic.twitter.com/dJzrG4GYaS

— Sports all day (@ADED_Sports) August 15, 2018

👀 You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about…#SuperCup pic.twitter.com/ifq75tkpoE

— The Sportsman (@TheSportsman) August 15, 2018

Diego Costa dribbling skills compilation:


— jürgenholic (@jurgenholic) August 15, 2018

My life has been a roller COSTA, so I've decided to invite GODIN my life. But before I do that I'm going to organize one last PARTEY, and the dress code will be OBLAK. Come and drink KOKE and Don SIMEONE for free😄😂😂😂😂😂

— BurnleyToBeatCity 👑 LFC 🔴🔴 (@heiress_jacin) August 15, 2018

When you realise you chose the wrong #Madrid side. 🤦🏼‍♂️#SuperCup #RMSuperCup #RealMadridAtleti #Atleti #RealMadrid #RealAtletico #AtleticoMadrid #Halamadrid #ATM pic.twitter.com/ZFThYNdScl

— Tiny Football Tweets (@TweetsTFT) August 16, 2018

How can you ask me to respect a man who gets dribbled down the wing like he’s the ball?


— Justin | @JuzaShannon The Sequel. (@JuzaShannonII) August 15, 2018