The best jokes as Yaya Touré picks up Adam Lallana in League Cup final

Mismatched pair scuffled in extra time at Wembley.

We selected the jokes as Yaya Touré picks up Adam Lallana in the League Cup final
Lallana in happier times (Image: PANNATHORN SUKMANONT)

We’ve selected the best jokes after Yaya Touré picked up Adam Lallana in the League Cup final at Wembley yesterday.

The Liverpool midfielder reacted angrily to a nasty challenge from the Manchester City captain in extra time and squared up to his much larger rival once he had gotten to his feet.

As Touré picks up Lallana in the middle of their mismatched duel in the League Cup final, these are the best jokes:

Toure told Lallana listen "Who do you think you're talking to like that respect your elders"

— L3ahpar (@l3ahpar) 28 February 2016

Lallana trying to fight Toure is like a year 7 trying to start on a year 11

— Danny (@R9Rai) 28 February 2016

Lallana's fuming because someone's stolen his selection of artisan cheese knives.

— Si (@PhantomGoal) 28 February 2016

Lallana and Yaya get into a scrap, presumably over who has the monopoly on the letter 'A'

— JOE.co.uk (@JOE_co_uk) 28 February 2016

Adam Lallana like the lad having his first night out drinking and trying to start a fight after one too many Bacardi Breezers.

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) 28 February 2016

Did Yaya Touré just try and bend Adam Lallana over his knee?

— Tom Coast (@thcoast) 28 February 2016

Lallana jumping up in anger then being gutted realising it's Yaya Toure and it's too late to back down!

— Ralf Little (@RalfLittle) 28 February 2016

Yaya Toure just doing some removals with Adam Lallana there.

— Phil McNulty (@philmcnulty) 28 February 2016

Lallana v Toure is the David v Goliath of 2016.

— Coral (@Coral) 28 February 2016

Yaya Toure picking up Adam Lallana like an awkward purchase at IKEA.

— Chas Newkey-Burden (@allthatchas) 28 February 2016

Yaya and Lallana scuffle, what side will Kolo take? #LFC

— Premier League Talk (@LFCLegacy) 28 February 2016

When an Adam Lallana is 50% off in a Black Friday sale. pic.twitter.com/k3n62HneRV

— Bert (@inberted) 28 February 2016

Lallana forget Yaya Touré’s birthday cake.

— Rafael Hernández (@RafaelH117) 28 February 2016

Lallana tryna fight Yaya Toure ????he's lucky it's happening on a football pitch and not on road.

— Simba DeRozen (@DeRozenDontCare) 28 February 2016

Remember the last time Adam Lallana thought he could tussle with big black men pic.twitter.com/GHIleXk6vT

— Danny Harper (@Danny_EFC97) 28 February 2016

Yaya was about to put Lallana straight into his grave lmaoo pic.twitter.com/er7rWSl5Yd

— Jake. (@YedIin) 28 February 2016

Lmfaoo. Yaya Toure is a bully.
See how he lifted Lallana up. Something Arsenal hasnt done to d EPL trophy in 12yrs.

— The Engineer.. (@KingRocfella) 28 February 2016

Toure picking up Lallana like he's taking out the bins. pic.twitter.com/zTTQuLFC4v

— Coral (@Coral) 28 February 2016

Another look at Yaya Toure's chokeslam on Adam Lallana! pic.twitter.com/9GLPqQxXDU

— Not Match of the Day (@NOT_MOTD) 28 February 2016

Yaya Toure gives Adam Lallana a hug. It is cuter when Jurgen Klopp does it https://t.co/VLKksyCam5

— Men in Blazers (@MenInBlazers) 28 February 2016

"Yaya, where have you been?"

"I just picked up a Adam Lallana for 99p" pic.twitter.com/mzLaUnqT6G

— Joe? (@WHUJoe) 28 February 2016

Just clocked that Yaya literally tried to break Lallana's back in front of 90,000 people. This is the mentality Arsenal lack.

— Jubz (@TheWengerWay) 28 February 2016

Ooh, here he is, the tough guy Adam Lallana.

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) 28 February 2016

@City_Watch lallana wanted to know what greatness felt like

— Tobias (@Tobiasoned) 28 February 2016


— MK (@Fraudteke) 28 February 2016