The best jokes as Spurs lose at Wembley against Monaco in front of record crowd

85,000 go to see 1-2 Champions League defeat.

Spurs lose at Wembley, 1-2 to Monaco, in front of record crowd
(Image: Rob)

As Spurs lose their Champions League group stage tie with Monaco in front of a record crowd of 85,000 at Wembley, these are the best jokes.

A 1-2 defeat and various travel problems did not make for a happy night for Tottenham fans at the national stadium, where the club are playing their European games while capacity is reduced at White Hart Lane as works continue.

Here are the best of the jokes as Spurs lose at Wembley to Monaco on Wednesday night:

You could hear a pin drop at White Hart Lane after that Monaco goal. #ChampionsLeague #TOTMON

— Conor McLaughlin (@CMcLaughlin84) September 14, 2016

Credit to Spurs for so quickly making Wembley feel like home

— Howler Magazine (@whatahowler) September 14, 2016

Note to #Spurs – just because you're playing at Wembley and wearing white, doesn't mean you have to play like England

— SportsJOE (@SportsJOE_UK) September 14, 2016

Nice of Spurs to make West Ham feel better about how bad their stadium move has gone so far.

— Coral (@Coral) September 14, 2016

Harry Kane reacts to Spurs capitulation


— Employees FC (@LeeGunner82) September 14, 2016

Good half that. Every detail easily explainable by Wembley, the size of the pitch, foreigners being unfairly inspired etc etc

— Barney Ronay (@barneyronay) September 14, 2016

#TOTMON is the knock-off Pokémon toys your aunt bought you for Christmas that time.

— tehGrownManPodcaster (@tehTrunk) September 14, 2016

#lcfc fans enjoying themselves. 'Who came 3rd in a 2 horse race?' they sing. 'Tottenham ******* Hotspur.'

— Laurie Whitwell (@lauriewhitwell) September 14, 2016

I've just changed my phone password to "Tottenham Hotspur football club" and it said very weak.


— Mohamed ELNneny (@ELNnenyM) September 14, 2016

Wow! A RECORD CROWD saw Spurs lose tonight

— Matt Lucas (@RealMattLucas) September 14, 2016

Hi @SpursOfficial how do I get a copy of the DVD of your first UCL game at Wembley Stadium? #Spursy

— MrUsmanovNot (@MrUsmanovNot) September 14, 2016

Anyone know where Tottenham played their match tonight? No one seems to have mentioned it….

— James Corden (@JKCorden) September 14, 2016

Just got in. That's about the same time as I get home from any European midweek game, except I've been boiled alive at Wembley Park.

— Tom (@Tomfoins87) September 14, 2016

You can stick Wembley and it's appalling non transport infrastructure right up your jaxy. Looking forward to my season amnesty.

— Ergo (@SniersMoregut) September 14, 2016

Chain wallet. Three quarter length shorts. Tottenham. pic.twitter.com/zlECV6O7kv

— D Gate 15 (@BigFanofRamires) September 14, 2016

Tottenham's last 6 games at Wembley:

Played 6
Won 0 pic.twitter.com/o6HDsyE5gB

— From The Stands (@FromTStands) September 14, 2016