The best jokes as Manchester United lose 3-2 at Brighton

Mourinho stunned by Seagulls in second game of the season.

José Mourinho didn't want to start the season with jokes after Manchester United lost 3-2 at Brighton
LOST IN BRIGHTON: Mourinho (Image: Дмитрий Голубович/soccer.ru)

Brighton beat Manchester United 3-2 at the Amex on Sunday in both sides’ second game of the new Premier League season.

Although early in the campaign, José Mourinho cut a beleaguered figure on the touchline as things went from bad to worse for the visitors.

These were the best jokes after Brighton 3-2 Manchester United:

Is it me or is Man U boring AF to watch?? #BHAMUN pic.twitter.com/yO4AnLEue1

— Jogee (@R_Jogee) August 19, 2018

José Mourinho is Tony Pulis with financial backing #BHAMUN

— Kelly (@DHPLover) August 19, 2018

It's true that money can't buy class, but surely it buys you enough to beat Brighton away #BHAMUN

— Mr Prudden (@MartinPrudden) August 19, 2018


Restart the season.#BHAMUN

— Maroof Syed (@SirMaroof) August 19, 2018

Zinedine Zidane, Welcome to @ManUtd #BHAMUN

— Rishabh Jain (@iamrishabh13) August 19, 2018

When you’ve only been at the seaside for 45 mins and the seagulls have already shat on you 3 times. #BHAMUN pic.twitter.com/4SpApnnl9J

— ROY CROPPER not (@RoyCropperNOT_) August 19, 2018




Well, I think this one can be filed under ‘Shit Performances since Ferguson retired’..#BHAMUN pic.twitter.com/4ByUiWFL4C

— Michael Hindson (@mic_1987) August 19, 2018

My Fellaini sense is tingling #BHAMUN pic.twitter.com/6Odv0w1Xbf

— Looney (@Ventnation101) August 19, 2018

Guys, when are we sacking Mourinho?#BHAMUN pic.twitter.com/UdtJ7qPsPV

— ROG_MAN (@Rajgan4edu) August 19, 2018

When you're losing 3-1 to a TESCO bag #BHAMUN pic.twitter.com/dykVIunjFT

— Filipe Orlando 🌏 (@MrFilipeOrlando) August 19, 2018

Who is a better Fred?
RT for Fred the Red
Like for Fred the Brazilian#BHAMUN pic.twitter.com/PLdWmRVmJs

— CFC Tweet ©️ (@CFCTWEET__) August 19, 2018

Young , Eric Bailey , Lindelof and Luke Shaw #BHAMUN pic.twitter.com/Q5BnFmc4XU

— Ithilebu Robert (@ithilebu) August 19, 2018

Right said Fred 😂😂😂😂#BHAMUNpic.twitter.com/XZ0mzw1dLx

— Ziyaad (@ZIYAAD_LFC) August 19, 2018

It's easier to penetrate Manchester United defense, than for a big stone to sink in water. #BHAMUN

— Umeh and 99 others (@UmehOMA) August 19, 2018

That vision 😳. Elite Pogba #BHAMUN https://t.co/zM0NwjctCN

— 🅵🅸🆃🅱🅰 (@fitbaa) August 19, 2018

Loooooooool Jose mourinho making final prayers before he gets sacked #BHAMUN pic.twitter.com/e1br1zMC70

— BlackOrder (@GodOfWar8989) August 19, 2018

Dear Sir Alex Ferguson,

Please return to Manchester United and bring back the Devil's glory. I can't afford losing my teenage life with depression watching how mufc playing right now.


— DN (@pandafiq) August 19, 2018

How man u lost to Brighton #BHAMUN pic.twitter.com/1lneouXMlK

— The Mnur feruz (@Fmnur) August 19, 2018

Somebody said Fred is a Brazillian Elneny #BHAMUN 😂😂🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/KcWw0YIvDw

— Ajayi Daniel (@danicious_dan) August 19, 2018

Half time at The AMEX and here is what Jose Mourinho's bus currently looks like…#BHAMUN pic.twitter.com/Buxm5LiZLR

— Dan Tracey (@dantracey1983) August 19, 2018

Manchester United's first half analysis today. #BHAMUN pic.twitter.com/4fMlJQpjBl

— Ifeanyi (@Samuel_Anene) August 19, 2018

Reporter: Whom do you blame today?

Mourinho: We had to play against two teams at the same time, Brighton & Hove Albion. Why? #BHAMUN pic.twitter.com/UsvUa5XgJu

— Fitba (@fitbaa) August 19, 2018


Mourinho after the Match: pic.twitter.com/4OOw5S6dy3

— Nnamdi (@NnamdiUC) August 19, 2018

FRED; I chose Manchester United because it’s the biggest club in England and I’m here to win the league #BHAMUN

Mourinho; pic.twitter.com/PB3kyyMx2y

— Junior (@booksoverboobss) August 19, 2018

Brighton forwards talking about the Man United defence #BHAMNU pic.twitter.com/ebC8TmECq5

— CristianoRonaldo (@WeAreTeamCR7) August 19, 2018


Pogba trying to get hold of Barcelona at Full Time.. #MUFC #BHAMUN pic.twitter.com/ZW3sL5Qx3A

— Barlow (@JBarlow_6) August 19, 2018

Got trashed by a football club that couldn’t decide what name to answer between Brighton, Hove and Albion.

Can never be my favorite club.

— Cross˚ (@Elcrucifixio) August 19, 2018

Man Utd is a team that plays defensive football but cannot defend.

— Troll Football (@TrollFootball) August 19, 2018

So @PrimeVideo we need cameras in the @ManUtd changing room now!! Mourinho already gone waiting for his players! #BHAMUN

— Seema Jaswal (@meseemajaswal) August 19, 2018

Third Season Mourinho™ pic.twitter.com/fOVHgicl9X

— Zack Goldman (@ThatDamnYank) August 19, 2018

Which mananger will be sacked first this season?#BHAMUN pic.twitter.com/ORGQUQzcYg

— S. NUWAGIRA (@TheNuwagira) August 19, 2018