The best jokes as Man Utd sign Paul Pogba for £89m in world record deal

Long-running saga finally resolved as France midfielder returns to Old Trafford.

Man Utd sign Paul Pogba for world record £89m
PRICEY: Pogba (Image: Ultraslansi)

Enjoy this selection of the best jokes as Man Utd sign Paul Pogba for a world record £89m fee from Serie A giants Juventus.

In what was perhaps this summer’s worst-kept secret, the France midfielder returned to Old Trafford after a four-year spell in Italy.

He joins Zlatan Ibrahimović, Henrikh Mkhitaryan and Eric Bailly as this summer’s new arrivals to José Mourinho’s Red Devils revolution.

With the long-mooted deal finally completed, here are the best jokes as Man Utd sign Paul Pogba:

SUMMARY: The Paul Pogba deal.

— BBC Sporf (@BBCSporf) August 8, 2016

My two year old just said "I accept Pogba is talented but disagree that any human is worth £100m. Sadly, we live in a capitalistic world."

— Tintin (@TintinnyTins) August 9, 2016

Pogba's transfer summed up basically. pic.twitter.com/3h5xI1po68

— Soccer Memes (@SoccerMemes) August 9, 2016

Buffon unfollowed Pogba. Apparently he wasn't amused.

— Alex Mascitti (@IFDMascitti) August 9, 2016

Can't believe Pogba only cost £687m

— Matt Lucas (@RealMattLucas) August 9, 2016

Pogba's agent will earn £25 Million from the players transfer. pic.twitter.com/laF30GTsBn

— Footy Memes (@FootyMemes) August 9, 2016

Pogba is coming back to break that record Rooney pic.twitter.com/Ef88eaRmHT

— Footy Jokes (@Footy_Jokes) August 8, 2016

£100m for Pogba would get you…

– 142 PL Trophies
– 168 CL Trophies
– 238 FA Cups
– 1,600 SuperBowls
– 1,800 CoC Trophies
– 250 Mahrez's

— 8 Fact Football (@8Fact_Footballl) August 9, 2016

£89M can buy:

1 Pogba or

89 Bugatti Veyrons

890 low rent houses

89,000,000 Lottery tickets

89,000,000,000 Liverpool Football Clubs

— Drawty Devil (@DrawtyDevil) August 9, 2016

So you say you've "always rated" Pogba now, eh?

Name 5 of his Vines.

— Jamie (@WarAndSetPiece) August 9, 2016

When Pogba see's he's in the starting eleven against FC Sheeshkebab in Narnia on a Thursday night https://t.co/uh9524ufGA

— ️ (@MADVILLAlNY) August 9, 2016

Paul Pogba on his return to Manchester United pic.twitter.com/c5laCC63tY

— Troll Football (@TrollFootball) August 9, 2016

Pogba's sale is the only thing Inter and Milan have won the last four years

— hash (@hashim0307) August 9, 2016

"Pogba is a money grabbing snake" said by fans of a team that signed Pjanic and Higuain loooooooool

— Sellvio Berlu$coni (@Pure_Milanista) August 9, 2016

For Pogba's fee, we could have signed Stones and Mangala. We're so dumb kmt

— Elijah (@MrScripto) August 9, 2016

When you find out Pogba got his own music video to announce his signing and you didn't… pic.twitter.com/XAYkck9FTK

— TheSPORTbible (@TSBible) August 9, 2016

The thought of Jesse Lingard and Paul Pogba engaging in synchronised dabbing is actually making my stomach turn

— Cartlon Cole (@_CarltonCole9) August 9, 2016

Before Pogba, I thought a Dab was what I did with toilet roll after having a piss whilst wearing khaki shorts.

— Ste Hoare (@stehoare) August 9, 2016

If you think Pogba is overrated just remember that his name spelt backward is abgoP which makes no sense just like your opinion.

— Zlatan (@Vintage_Zlatan) August 9, 2016

Allegri: Sells Pogba, buys a bike pic.twitter.com/VIqy4sgwA4

— Copa90 (@Copa90) August 9, 2016

Great investment!#Pogba #Juve #MUFC pic.twitter.com/DgEH8v2eo6

— Onefootball (@Onefootball) August 9, 2016

Manchester United spoil their kids. Sent Pogba on a 4 year £89mil holiday. pic.twitter.com/OwOW7MV6rZ

— Semperfiunited (@SemperFiUnited) August 9, 2016

When Pogba went to Uncle Pat for advice pic.twitter.com/hCyZKAkOfk

— Semperfiunited (@SemperFiUnited) August 9, 2016

When you play undercover agent and you get a cut from the Pogba deal. pic.twitter.com/HZw7WeI3gs

— Ken (@KenYeBlessed) August 9, 2016

Pogba wont have this man to save him when he screws up like he did at the Euros. pic.twitter.com/20viFCPHil

— 6 (@6Gooner) August 9, 2016

That moment when City fans were laughing at the Pogba deal then realised they've signed Stones for £50M pic.twitter.com/i5zWkLzP8c

— Football Funnys (@FootballFunnys) August 9, 2016

Manchester United sign Paul Pogba
Manchester City close in on John Stones
Arsenal open talks with Jonny Evans pic.twitter.com/72grFSf3sm

— Not Match of the Day (@NOT_MOTD) August 9, 2016

Mikel is twice the player Pogba is pic.twitter.com/0CS5yYHWNp

— S. (@lmaosimon) August 9, 2016

Pogba may be the world's most expensive player, but he's got nothing on Lord Mikel https://t.co/pnc7QUGTsm

— Deji Kofi Faremi (@deejayfaremi) August 9, 2016