
These are the best jokes after Liverpool 1-1 Norwich City, as Brendan Rodgers’s side continue their slow start to the new Premier League season.
The increasingly scrutinised manager and his expensively-assembled side were the subject of much criticism as they struggled to break down the newly-promoted Canaries.
Including contributions from depressed Liverpool fans, here are the best jokes we could find following their 1-1 draw with Norwich at Anfield on Sunday:
"If Liverpool were playing at the bottom of the garden, I'd pull the curtains" – Bill Shankly
— David (@lfcmaestro23) September 20, 2015
Brendan Rodgers still has a job at Liverpool #LFC https://t.co/10bViuK5RR
— Wrestling LAD (@WrestlingLAD) September 20, 2015
when I die I've told my mum to get Liverpool to lower me down into my grave so they can let me down one last time
— . (@LFC_RV) September 20, 2015
I'm taking a break from supporting Liverpool. Thanks for all the sorrow you've brought me this past year, I won't forget it. Appreciated.
— YB (@Charles_Yngboss) September 20, 2015
Things Rodgers has improved since 2012:
- His income
- His bird
- His home
- His teeth
- His tan
Things he hasn't improved:
- Liverpool FC
— AnfieldConnection (@LFCfamily5) September 20, 2015
Brendan Rodgers right now. pic.twitter.com/rbg0Z72GYU
— Not Match of the Day (@NOT_MOTD) September 20, 2015
Lets take a moment and laugh at Norwich City. They just dropped 2 points against Liverpool.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
— Troll Football (@Troll__Football) September 20, 2015
SIGN ME PITITION TO SEE A UPSIDE DOWN SHOPPIN TROLLEY IN CHARGE OF LIVERPOOL INSTEAD OF BRENDAN ROGERS
— MY_MUMS_COLA (@MY_MUMS_COLA) September 20, 2015
The worst thing about being a Liverpool fan is having to wait for the 2nd page of the league table to load to see how many points you have
— Andy (@AJ3Fifa) September 20, 2015
Dear Klopp,
Your stuff is ready!
Sincerely,
Liverpool fan
#KloppForTheKop #LFC pic.twitter.com/djxKyEWASH
— Kuwaiti Scouse (@KuwaitiScouse) September 20, 2015
At least the Liverpool players look extremely moisturised.
— Paul Sinha (@paulsinha) September 20, 2015
Supposedly Africa's richest man wants to buy Liverpool now. If they keep playing like this I'll be able to buy #LFC myself.
— Dave O’Connell (@DaveOCKOP) September 20, 2015