On a night when the dreary weather matched the football on offer, England once again put on a drab performance for the fans as they limped to a 0-1 win at the LFF Stadium in Lithuania.
The nation’s final World Cup Qualifying Group F game was unremarkable in that it seemed like so many that had come before under the latest manager’s reign.
A Harry Kane penalty was enough to separate the two sides but there was little else to amuse.
These were the best jokes as England win by a single goal to nil in Lithuania:
Who the fuck are these guys. #LITENG pic.twitter.com/QKohEQZEQx
— knighty (@LeonKnight_) October 8, 2017
https://twitter.com/TheSportsman/status/916991541004111872
Everyone except Mark Noble haha
— Siddhant Gupta (@SidThePLWatcher) October 8, 2017
England fans, be prepared, that warburtons advert could be the highlight of the next two hours #LITENG
— steve (@StevenMorriss) October 8, 2017
All the England fans covered up ready for when Harry Kane sings the national anthem.. pic.twitter.com/9C52RL5ufT
— Pretty Green (@Modmuffin) October 8, 2017
Queue for the log flume looks massive #LITENG
— Antony Curtis (@a1bionant) October 8, 2017
History made in Vilnius tonight, with England defending a small wedding reception for the first time. pic.twitter.com/Wb98KoBuN6
— Adam Hurrey (@FootballCliches) October 8, 2017
The set for Great Lithuanian Bake Off behind the England goal there #LTUENG #gbbo #LITENG pic.twitter.com/0h6LDK5aiV
— Steven Ray (@Thesegoto11) October 8, 2017
Wilfred not sure Glen Hoddle knows anything about football. #LITENG pic.twitter.com/PwAGSCuc2L
— Jo Lewis (@jmlew15) October 8, 2017
I swear Lithuanias left-back was round fixing my boiler last week?#LITENG
— Chris Copestake (@ChrisCopestake) October 8, 2017
England fans singing "It's Just Like Watching Brazil." Very good. For those not watching let me assure you it isn't.
— Phil McNulty (@philmcnulty) October 8, 2017
All over England parents are saying to their children. "Do your homework or I'll make you watch the @England match."
— Tim Mc Garry (@Tim_Mc_Garry) October 8, 2017
England have missed a trick not giving Harry Winks the number 40 shirt. #LITENG
— Tim Aveyard (@Timavey) October 8, 2017
When's the pitch invader coming on? #liteng
— Football Burp ⚽ (@FootballBurp) October 8, 2017
☔ England fans are that fed up they've decided to follow Lithuania…#LITENG pic.twitter.com/7J13tuqIML
— The Sportsman (@TheSportsman) October 8, 2017
Honestly, Jordan Henderson gives me hope one day to become an England International, and I'm not even English.
— Öliver. (@UtdOliver) October 8, 2017
Even Yodel has better distribution than Henderson #LITENG
— Keafan Portbury (@keaf05) October 8, 2017
Just watching the Lithuania England match and it's an absolute belter. I can't keep my eyes off the screen. This game has everything.
— Boring James Milner (@BoringMilner) October 8, 2017
"Dele Alli should change his name if he wants to play for England" – my nan, 78, with her Hard Brexit football opinions.
— Jamie (@JCollettCFC) October 8, 2017
This has to be the worst England game I've seen since Thursday.
— Paddy Power (@paddypower) October 8, 2017
If Jonjo Shelvey was playing England would be winning ten nil.
— Paddy Power (@paddypower) October 8, 2017
I don’t get why ITV are showing repeats? This appears to be the exact same boring England performance I’ve seen loads of times before.
— Jason Bent (@Jason9Bent) October 8, 2017
The 4 stages of watching england play pic.twitter.com/G3fQr1BOIQ
— JG • BRFC (@MuIgrew) October 8, 2017
https://twitter.com/CySaunders24/status/917070014280294400
https://twitter.com/JuanAnderOnly/status/917078725543555073
#LITENG i've turned the brightness up to max on the tv……and it's still dull….
— Paul ludditt (@paull2265) October 8, 2017
England Football:
No attacking. No adventure. No risk. Solid defence. Proper Football.#LITENG— Fred Boycott (@FredBoycott) October 8, 2017
The Gareth Southgate meal deal #LITENG pic.twitter.com/QOdL3B8rN2
— Dan (@_DW_27) October 8, 2017