The best jokes as David Moyes loses first game in charge of West Ham

2-0 defeat at Watford.

David Moyes lost his first game as manager of West Ham, 2-0 at Watford, and won't want to hear the jokes
BACK AGAIN: Moyes (Image: Paul Townsend)

After his appointment earlier this month as the new manager of West Ham United, David Moyes lost his first game at the helm of the club, suffering a 2-0 defeat at Watford on Sunday.

Much has been made of the former Manchester United coach’s return to management following a series of unsuccessful spells since leaving Everton.

Moyes replaced the sacked Slaven Bilić at a troubling time for the team, who remain in the relegation zone, and there were already murmurings of disquiet among the visiting fans in the stands for the only Premier League game of the day.

This is a selection of the best jokes as West Ham lose 2-0 at Watford in their first game with David Moyes in charge:

11mins into the David Moyes' era at West Ham… pic.twitter.com/oH3lZKvNio

— ODDSbible (@ODDSbible) November 19, 2017





Feel like pure shit just want him back x pic.twitter.com/S6MWVhIhVd

— Fake Carlton (@_CarltonCole9) November 19, 2017

Mr Moyes has got West Ham about as organised as a group of 5 year olds let loose in Legoland #WATWHU

— Jez W (@jezwalters24A) November 19, 2017

Kim Jong Un on full alert in case North Korea comes under attack from Andy Carroll's elbows. #watwhu pic.twitter.com/FUwki3q4Rq

— Danny Kelly (@dannykellywords) November 19, 2017

WILL HUGHES MAKES IT 1-0 WATFORD. pic.twitter.com/auvbOsZeWY

— Footy Accumulators (@FootyAccums) November 19, 2017

My main takeaway from the last four years of David Moyes’ career is that I can’t imagine anyone takes Alex Ferguson’s restaurant recommendations seriously any more.

— FootballJOE (@FootballJOE) November 19, 2017

BREAKING NEWS: David Sullivan has just shouted: "You're a f*cking fraud, lad" from the stands, and thrown a dildo at David Moyes' head. Bang out of order, imho.

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) November 19, 2017

2-0 Watford!

Moyes makes a dash for the exit. pic.twitter.com/ZBAFaJsKSB

— Coral (@Coral) November 19, 2017





Desperate times call for desperate measures at West Ham… pic.twitter.com/gTabI8ylmO

— ODDSbible (@ODDSbible) November 19, 2017

David Moyes: 'I think a lot of people expected a performance like that…'

That's the spirit Dave.

— Mark Harrison (@MarkHarrison23) November 19, 2017


We're basically about to ruin Moyes' reputation even more. That's how bad this club is. This ain't Moyes' fault.

— Pep (@UglyKidPep) November 19, 2017

Today was David Moyes' 38th PL defeat since leaving Everton.

A full season of defeats in under two seasons worth of matches.

— Andrew Beasley (@BassTunedToRed) November 19, 2017

Moyes just mouthed “get in the box” to Andy Carroll. And people say coaching is dead…

— FootballJOE (@FootballJOE) November 19, 2017


Thank fuck we booted Moyes out. The guy is the grim reaper.

— James Stretford (@Jamesstretford) November 19, 2017

73, yes that’s Seventy Three hoofs up to Carroll today. David Moyes, tactical genius.

— GSBOUT (@IRONSSSS) November 19, 2017

David Moyes always looks like he's boiled the kettle then realised he's ran out of milk.

— Mac (@2NarMe) November 19, 2017



Bit disrespectful to West Ham fans that. You have 107k followers, you should think more carefully before tweeting in future.

— The Chief (@Macho_Grande1) November 19, 2017