If the action in last night’s uneven Euro 2016 qualification contest failed to inspire you, perhaps these jokes and tweets from England 5-0 San Marino will.
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Many were left unimpressed with what they saw from both teams in the Group E clash, but Twitter helped to ease the pain a little.
Take a look at the best jokes and tweets from England 5-0 San Marino:
Wembley for England v San Marino. A match of such significance that the half and half scarf is a must have keepsake pic.twitter.com/lfc0fg1y5P
— Ben Smith (@BenSmithBBC) October 9, 2014
Isolated booing of San Marino players' names as they're read out by the stadium announcer – football equivalent of kicking a puppy.
— Tom Williams (@tomwfootball) October 9, 2014
Only one San Marino player works in football — as a youth coach. pic.twitter.com/8gCGg9YRXg
— ESPN FC (@ESPNFC) October 9, 2014
England 1-0 San Marino
That was the 172nd goal San Marino's keeper has conceded in 40 games
To be fair, he was unsighted on a couple
— Francis Keogh (@HonestFrank) October 9, 2014
San Marino gk Simoncini is an accountant. You're not going to balance the books with moves like that. Easy header for Jagielka.
— Henry Winter (@henrywinter) October 9, 2014
BREAKING: San Marino take a shot on goal. #HodgsonOut
— Football Funnys (@FootballFunnys) October 9, 2014
Goal ruled out incorrectly, if San Marino go on to win this game now…
— Paddy Power (@paddypower) October 9, 2014
@MatthewStanger he couldn’t ledger-slate for that
— Oliver Butler (@obutler) October 9, 2014
San Marino sub: The bloke coming off is on the early shift tomorrow morning.
— Coral (@Coral) October 9, 2014
5-0. Or as San Marino call it "A Moral Victory".
— Danny Baker (@prodnose) October 9, 2014
The discount Ronaldo comes on for San Marino – RonAldi.
— Boylesports (@Boylesports) October 9, 2014
San Marino played a solicitor yet they had no defence #ENGvsSAN
— Neil Fearn (@producerfearny) October 9, 2014
San Marino coach says he's taking the positives. Main one seems to be "it has often been worse"
— Barney Ronay (@barneyronay) October 9, 2014
“@VauxhallEngland: Joe Hart is YOUR #England Man of the Match 63% of vote – http://t.co/lvHOsEGhro
pic.twitter.com/NHj3DW0u1z” < Brilliant!
— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) October 9, 2014
San Marino goalie tonight!! http://t.co/8AAlFVbsYp
— Stuart Potts (@bigpoppapotts79) October 9, 2014
Ace Ventura has blamed San Marino's defeat on their "laces out" approach.
— Oldfirmfacts (@Oldfirmfacts1) October 9, 2014
@faisalislam I think San Marino could beat the LibDems
— Stephen Connelly (@SJC_56) October 9, 2014
San Marino: Population 31,448. Wembley: Empty seats 34,010. #ENG #EngvSM pic.twitter.com/xhioEIjOfV
— Mirror Row Zed (@MirrorRowZed) October 9, 2014
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