The best jokes after £21m Newcastle bid for Saido Berahino

Mike Ashley continues to splash the cash in the January transfer window.

After a £21m Newcastle bid for Saido Berahino, we collected the best jokes
£21M BID: Berahino (Image: Warwick Gastinger)

This is a selection of the best jokes after reports of a £21m Newcastle bid for Saido Berahino, the latest big development in the January transfer window.

The young West Brom striker has been the subject of increased attention from several clubs over the past few weeks as speculation over his future continues.

Apparently keen to continue to splash the cash this month, Mike Ashley’s Newcastle United have made a £21m bid for Saido Berahino – and here are the best jokes:

When you hear Newcastle have made a £21mil bid for Saido Berahino… https://t.co/U9CW3HqmRs

— TheODDSbible (@TheOddsBible) January 31, 2016

Assuming Saido Berahino is valued at £21m because some pronounce it Berahinho. The Brazilian h adds between £6m-£8m.

— Jake Gallagher (@MatchoftheDave) January 31, 2016

RT @SkySportsNewsHQ: Saido Berahino’s last minute move to #NUFC collapses as his car spends 4 days jammed on the A1 near Team Valley.

— NUFCThreatLevel (@NUFCThreatLevel) January 31, 2016

Mike Ashley this month.. pic.twitter.com/UDtY5NkHod

— Toon Transfer News (@ToonTransfer) January 31, 2016

£21m bid for Berahino? Mike Ashley sure is enjoying this transfer window! #nufc pic.twitter.com/0sR8BOdx6J

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) January 31, 2016

Mike Ashley will have a small heart attack if #wba actually accepted this bid & Berahino wanted to come!! #nufc @nufcthemag

— Ginger Pirlo (@ToonBano) January 31, 2016

£21million rejected for Berahino. Might have something to do with wanting to pay it in Dunlop bomber jackets.#nufc

— Mike Ashley (@MoneyMikeAshley) January 31, 2016

I've tried Lonsdale gift vouchers and they've still said 'No'.#berahino #nufc

— Mike Ashley (@MoneyMikeAshley) January 31, 2016

I have offered 10,000 Sondico footballs for Berahino.#nufc

— Mike Ashley (@MoneyMikeAshley) January 31, 2016

Mike Ashley be like… pic.twitter.com/PyiZfP25iX

— The Spectator's View (@thespectoview) January 31, 2016

Newcastle are loaded, aren't they? Must be all the money Mike Ashley is saving from not paying his Sports Direct staff the living wage #nufc

— Sam Fleming (@Wolvensam) January 31, 2016

Mike Ashley in a shop
"Mike: how much is this mars bar?"
"Shop: 69p"
"Mike: ill bid £12m"
"Shop: no sir its RRP is 69p"
"Mike: ok, £15m?"

— Benj (@BeingBolasie) January 31, 2016

Mike Ashley is currently offering all #WBA fans a free jacket if #NUFC bid is accepted. Just like and follow Sports Direct Facebook page.

— NUFCAnonymous (@NufcAnonymous) January 31, 2016

Berahino has got 3 clubs fighting over him and he's just at home liking model's pictures lmaoooo pic.twitter.com/lk0umHWVv6

— Robraf (@RobrafM) January 31, 2016

How many Lonsdale hoodies must Mike Ashley have had to flog to finance this spending spree?

— ⚒ (@BatshuayiWHU) January 31, 2016

Anyone ever realise what the link in Berahino's bio led to? pic.twitter.com/oXxUFrfJh8

— Robraf (@RobrafM) January 31, 2016

So it seems tomorrow will be all about Saido Berahino. Where will he end up? https://t.co/gfALOGWkua

— NUFC Online (@NUFC_Online) January 31, 2016