The best Jake Livermore cocaine jokes as Hull midfielder is suspended after failing drug test

The banter continues as Livermore is suspended.

Jake Livermore cocaine jokes were everywhere as news broke of his failed drugs test and suspension
ALLEGED DRUGGY: Jake Livermore (Image: James Boyes)

Don’t miss the Jake Livermore cocaine jokes after it was revealed he tested positive for the drug and has now been suspended by both the FA and Hull City.

No official explanation from the club has been forthcoming, but it is being reported that Livermore failed a post-match drug test after Hull’s 2-0 win over Crystal Palace on April 25th, despite playing in the 1-0 defeat to Burnley last weekend.

As Twitter descended into uproar, check out this selection of the best Jake Livermore cocaine jokes following his failed drugs test and subsequent suspension:

Jake Livermore is having a party…

— Match of the Dave (@MatchoftheDave) May 15, 2015

Just seen the Jake Livermore news. Massive blow for Hull.

— Jim Daly (@jimdalycomedy) May 15, 2015

BREAKING: Jake Livermore has tested positive for COCAINE. He may be going down with Hull but at least he won't give a f*ck in the process!

— Footy Accumulators (@FootyAccums) May 15, 2015

Jake Livermore fit enough to make the Sunderland squad tromorrow?

— NUFCThreatLevel (@NUFCThreatLevel) May 15, 2015

Jake Livermore isn't the first person to turn to drugs to cope with living in Hull, and he won't be the last

— Gareth (@thehandofbeadle) May 15, 2015

Some experts say cocaine can be used as a performance enhancing drug – Jake Livermore has well and truly busted that theory.

— 888sport (@888sport) May 15, 2015

What's the big deal about Jake Livermore testing positive for cocaine? It's the booze that'll hurt your livermore

— Yakubu Aiyegbeni (@Yakubu_24) May 15, 2015

Brutal change in Jake Livermore's wiki @FootyAccums ?????? pic.twitter.com/Uu1WFDAhYg

— James Selvey (@JDSelvs) May 15, 2015

Hull fans should be thanking Jake Livermore for providing them with something positive this season.

— Stupid Football (@StupidFootball) May 15, 2015

Phil Brown's reaction to news that Jake Livermore has tested positive for cocaine https://t.co/POh06nQoT8

— Bookie Bashers (@BookieBashers_) May 15, 2015

Steve Bruce assumed Jake Livermore was just boasting about his form when he told him "I've been hitting top gear recently".

— Oldfirmfacts (@Oldfirmfacts1) May 15, 2015

I think Jake Livermore misunderstood when Steve Bruce said "clear the line".

— Gareth Bale (@GarethBale22) May 15, 2015

Leaked footage of a night in at Jake Livermore's place! Crazy stuff! https://t.co/vjrlupOzDa

— Jay (@jtahh) May 15, 2015

"@SkySportsNewsHQ: BREAKING: Hull suspend Jake Livermore after midfielder tested positive for cocaine." https://t.co/X9FaQupALD

— ? (@Gilology) May 15, 2015

Oh no wait, I've got a joke! Jake Livermore's drug test is the first positive result City have had in May in 4 PL seasons. Haaaaaaa! #hcafc

— Richard Walker (@rwalkerdotcom) May 15, 2015

Jake Livermore has tested positive for cocaine, but those who have seen him play have ruled out the presence of speed.

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) May 15, 2015

Wow shocking to see Jake Livermore on the charlie pic.twitter.com/4QBn7YIPyu

— Chaz (@ripdrenthe) May 15, 2015

Jake Livermore really has ended his season on a high.

— AZ (@gzafc) May 15, 2015