These were the best Jack Wilshere brawl jokes after a video surfaced of the Arsenal player speaking to police, apparently after being thrown out of London nightclub Café de Paris.
The eternally-injured star can be seen with a coat over his head, poking his head out from behind some bins, said to be in an alleyway next to the nightspot.
The Mirror report an onlooker as saying:
Jack Wilshere came out of Café de Paris and stormed across the road.
There was a lot of screaming and shouting between his pals and another group, it was complete chaos.
Two of his mates ushered him down the street closely followed by two girls who appeared to be arguing.
There were a few people shouting Jack’s name but he kept on walking away.
He’s one of the most recognisable faces in English football so lot of people were aware it was him.
Another man was accusing Jack of assaulting him, he was shouting and definitely trying to get a reaction from the Arsenal player.
Suddenly around six police officers appeared out of nowhere and luckily split the two groups up, taking them down an alleyway littered with rubbish to speak to them.
Jack was trying to hide his face with his friend’s jacket when he realised lots of people were looking at him.
The police kept him there for about half an hour before one his pals got him a taxi and the police escorted him to the waiting cab.
And so here are the best Jack Wilshere brawl jokes after the alleged 2am nightclub fracas:
The state of Jack Wilshere. Hiding behind bins. Get in one you waster.
— Spooky (@Spooky23) April 3, 2016
Jack Wilshere is in Episode 8 ffs 😂 pic.twitter.com/eF3cRMo5YX
— Kick Arse (@kickarseHD) April 3, 2016
Jack Wilshere hiding down an alleyway behind some bins looking for his career.
— Becky (@becksthfc) April 3, 2016
Wilshere and Vardy doing an MTV show about pulling worldies in Ibiza would be decent. Wayne Lineker turns up at some point. I'd watch that.
— Tom Gordon (@GoonerGordo) April 3, 2016
Wilshere could be ten pints of Stella deep and still have a better first touch than any midfielder in the league, give it a rest.
— Mike (@AnyoneButWenger) April 3, 2016
VIVA JACK WILSHERE
— FK² (@fkhanage) April 3, 2016
Wilshere finally back training in the past week & back on the piss Saturday night. Model pro 😂😂😂
— Paul O Keefe (@pokeefe1) April 3, 2016
Hearing Wilshere watched Stomp and then dined at an Aberdeen Steakhouse before hitting Cafe de Paris…grounds for sacking IMHO.
— Andrew Allen (@AAllenSport) April 4, 2016
Look, we will remind Wilshere of his responsibilities. Which, basically, means extra training does not include bars and clubs until 3am.
— Wenger Knows Best (@wengerknowsbest) 4 April 2016
Jack Wilshere had a late night drink, its not like he was shagging his brothers missus for over a decade or anything
— Bergkamp & Bergkamp (@Orangeiceman10) 4 April 2016
Journo "10yr olds sold to Brits, front page?"
Editor "sure..wait..Wilshere at a club?"
"but"
Editor "FRONT PAGE!" pic.twitter.com/bYbFmuCXtT
— EmanDaGoon #MANDM (@EmanDaGoon) April 4, 2016
Select Jack Wilshere's next career choice (IB @YidVids) https://t.co/0cqO9kNf7Q
— Martin (@MPH1982) 4 April 2016
People like Jack Wilshere are the reason Play-Doh has to have do not eat written on it
— RIKI DANCE (@riki_rikidance) 4 April 2016
Jack Wilshere
Play a game or 2⤵️
Get injured⤵️
Back to training⤵️
Declare new-found maturity⤵️
Get caught smoking/brawling⤵️
Get injured⤵️— 888sport (@888sport) April 4, 2016
Jack Wilshere is the future captain of England and there's nothing you or yer da can do about it.
— Tom Gordon (@GoonerGordo) April 3, 2016