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The best David Moyes jokes from 0-3 Manchester City defeat

More new and slightly original David Moyes jokes from United's not all that unexpected 0-3 defeat to Manchester City at Old Trafford last night.

The butt of the David Moyes jokes from Manchester United 0-3 Manchester City at Old Trafford
JOKE: Moyes (Image: Jon Candy from Cardiff, Wales)

So many more new and slightly original David Moyes jokes from United’s not all that unexpected 0-3 defeat to Manchester City at Old Trafford last night.

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In the spirit of the 2013/14 season, we continue with our series of the best David Moyes jokes – this time sparked by Manchester United 0-3 Manchester City!

Moyes IS BACK! pic.twitter.com/6mi46r64Rc

— Football Trolls (@Footballltrolls) March 25, 2014

It's showdown time for Moyes and Pellegrini pic.twitter.com/Df8zFVTwv7

— Garehh (@Garehh_) March 25, 2014

Moyes…..LOL. pic.twitter.com/CDRipqBMk3

— 9GAG Troll Football (@9trollfootball) March 25, 2014

David Moyes' team line-up….nailed it! https://t.co/1oVrCSJsPQ

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) March 25, 2014

Just caught David Moyes on the phone. He was on the phone to the Sky studio asking if Paul Scholes had brought his boots.

— Cheap Januzaj (@cheapjanuzaj) March 25, 2014

Moyes is back! pic.twitter.com/gJXeAgpNgE

— Football Trolls (@Footballltrolls) March 25, 2014

Moyes turns off Football Manager. Reloads saved game. Starts match again. Realises it's not real. Concedes early again. Cries.

— Busby MUFC (@BusbyMUFC) March 25, 2014

Another Moyes record: Edin Dzeko (00:44) scored the quickest Premier League goal ever by a visiting team at Old Trafford. (@InfostradaLive)

— Artur Petrosyan (@arturpetrosyan) March 25, 2014

BREAKING: Paul Scholes finally answers Moyes' call & comes down from the Sky box for the second half pic.twitter.com/2QjL0c9cIF

— Etihad Stadium (@Etihad_Stadium) March 25, 2014

Another inspirational team talk from Moyes working well

— Football Accumulator (@footballacca) March 25, 2014

Dear Everybody Shouting "Moyes Out" Being Gay will not Make him better at Winning the Football. Love From Jon.

— Jon Pigeon (@PigeonJon) March 25, 2014

I worry that the only thing Moyes has up his sleeve is a handkerchief with a crusty bogey on.

— Kai Wayne (@KaiWayne) March 25, 2014

RT if your Sunday League manager is better than David Moyes.

— Sunday League (@SundayShoutsFC) March 25, 2014

Kagawa on the left wing, Mata on the right here I am stuck in mid table with moyes

— johny helzapopin (@JohnyHelzapopin) March 25, 2014

You have to feel for David Moyes. Every time he thinks he's turned a corner and the momentum is gained, he comes against a decent team.

— Redsnout (@Redsnout) March 25, 2014

Rooney at left-back. Moyes's work is complete

— Sachin Nakrani (@SachinNakrani) March 25, 2014

David Moyes and our £200 million summer transfer budget. pic.twitter.com/OVFnOG7jvl

— Drum (@DrumJ86) March 25, 2014

Any second now, we will see Moyes' Plan B. Floodlight failure. Match postponed.

— Kai Wayne (@KaiWayne) March 25, 2014

A feeling of confusion has gripped Moyes' OT reign so far. Kurtz to Willard: "Are my methods unsound?" "I don't see any method at all, sir."

— Oliver Holt (@OllieHolt22) March 25, 2014

At least Moyes can concentrate on just winning the CL now.

— Footy Accumulators (@FootyAccums) March 25, 2014

Alan Partridge was more deserving of a second season than Moyes.

— Dan Stapleton (@danstapleton89) March 25, 2014

Tommy Docherty got sacked for shagging the physio's wife. We can only hope for Moyes to do the same but that would involve actually scoring.

— Darren Richman (@darrenrichman) March 25, 2014

DAVID MOYES IS A FOREIGNER IN OUR CLUB AND WE TRUE MANCS IN CHINA ARE CALLING FOR HIS HEAD!! #MOYESMUSTGO

— Beijing Red 4 Lyf (@Moyes_Must_Go) March 25, 2014

Moyes is going be everywhere in the 2015 Guiness Book Of Records

— Totally Man Utd™ (@TotallyMUFC) March 25, 2014

David Moyes pic.twitter.com/DYTvdp6UPZ

— Epic Football (@TheEpicFootball) March 25, 2014

Moyes is going home, getting in bed with the Community Shield and watching the Olympiakos match on loop until Saturday.

— Darren (@nsno_83) March 25, 2014

AS A WISE CHINESE PROVERB ONCE SAY NEVER TRUST A SCOTTISH VILLAGER …THEY ALL FUKING USELESS #MOYESMUSTGO

— Beijing Red 4 Lyf (@Moyes_Must_Go) March 25, 2014

LOOKING FORWARD TO THE SEASON FINALE OF MOYES. SLOW BURNER BUT I'M SURE IT'S BUILDING TOWARDS SOMETHING

— NEO (@NEW_DEAL4_CLEVZ) March 25, 2014

Good guy Moyes pic.twitter.com/vdDqwVkPAx

— Troll Football (@Troll__Football) March 25, 2014

This is the 1st time Man United have lost all 4 league games against Man City & Liverpool in the same season Another record broken by Moyes

— Football Funnys (@FootballFunnys) March 25, 2014

@SamWallaceIndy Oh, I don't know. I think if you can say one thing about Moyes, it's that, "he's suddenly changed things around."

— Iain Macintosh (@iainmacintosh) March 25, 2014

Giving Moyes £200 million is like giving Stevie Wonder a telescope.

— United Religion (@Unitedology) March 25, 2014

Eat, sleep, Moyes defeat.

— Alwyn Payne (@AlwynPayne) March 25, 2014

MOYES SAID UNITED ASPIRE TO BE LIKE CITY HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH YER MARASWELL TAKE YER UNITED PENCIL CASE BACK TO ARGOS NOW LAD

— MY_MUMS_COLA (@MY_MUMS_COLA) March 25, 2014

The Moyes effect pic.twitter.com/1iEkn7V5eI

— Troll Football (@Troll__Football) March 25, 2014

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