
So many more new and slightly original David Moyes jokes from United’s not all that unexpected 0-3 defeat to Manchester City at Old Trafford last night.
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You’ve seen the match, now enjoy the humour after a Manchester derby to forget for the club’s beleaguered new manager.
In the spirit of the 2013/14 season, we continue with our series of the best David Moyes jokes – this time sparked by Manchester United 0-3 Manchester City!
Moyes IS BACK! pic.twitter.com/6mi46r64Rc
— Football Trolls (@Footballltrolls) March 25, 2014
It's showdown time for Moyes and Pellegrini pic.twitter.com/Df8zFVTwv7
— Garehh (@Garehh_) March 25, 2014
Moyes…..LOL. pic.twitter.com/CDRipqBMk3
— 9GAG Troll Football (@9trollfootball) March 25, 2014
David Moyes' team line-up….nailed it! https://t.co/1oVrCSJsPQ
— Paddy Power (@paddypower) March 25, 2014
Just caught David Moyes on the phone. He was on the phone to the Sky studio asking if Paul Scholes had brought his boots.
— Cheap Januzaj (@cheapjanuzaj) March 25, 2014
Moyes is back! pic.twitter.com/gJXeAgpNgE
— Football Trolls (@Footballltrolls) March 25, 2014
Moyes turns off Football Manager. Reloads saved game. Starts match again. Realises it's not real. Concedes early again. Cries.
— Busby MUFC (@BusbyMUFC) March 25, 2014
Another Moyes record: Edin Dzeko (00:44) scored the quickest Premier League goal ever by a visiting team at Old Trafford. (@InfostradaLive)
— Artur Petrosyan (@arturpetrosyan) March 25, 2014
BREAKING: Paul Scholes finally answers Moyes' call & comes down from the Sky box for the second half pic.twitter.com/2QjL0c9cIF
— Etihad Stadium (@Etihad_Stadium) March 25, 2014
Another inspirational team talk from Moyes working well
— Football Accumulator (@footballacca) March 25, 2014
Dear Everybody Shouting "Moyes Out"
Being Gay will not Make him better at Winning the Football.
Love From Jon.
— Jon Pigeon (@PigeonJon) March 25, 2014
I worry that the only thing Moyes has up his sleeve is a handkerchief with a crusty bogey on.
— Kai Wayne (@KaiWayne) March 25, 2014
RT if your Sunday League manager is better than David Moyes.
— Sunday League (@SundayShoutsFC) March 25, 2014
Kagawa on the left wing, Mata on the right here I am stuck in mid table with moyes
— johny helzapopin (@JohnyHelzapopin) March 25, 2014
You have to feel for David Moyes. Every time he thinks he's turned a corner and the momentum is gained, he comes against a decent team.
— Redsnout (@Redsnout) March 25, 2014
Rooney at left-back. Moyes's work is complete
— Sachin Nakrani (@SachinNakrani) March 25, 2014
David Moyes and our £200 million summer transfer budget. pic.twitter.com/OVFnOG7jvl
— Drum (@DrumJ86) March 25, 2014
Any second now, we will see Moyes' Plan B.
Floodlight failure.
Match postponed.
— Kai Wayne (@KaiWayne) March 25, 2014
A feeling of confusion has gripped Moyes' OT reign so far.
Kurtz to Willard: "Are my methods unsound?"
"I don't see any method at all, sir."
— Oliver Holt (@OllieHolt22) March 25, 2014
At least Moyes can concentrate on just winning the CL now.
— Footy Accumulators (@FootyAccums) March 25, 2014
Alan Partridge was more deserving of a second season than Moyes.
— Dan Stapleton (@danstapleton89) March 25, 2014
Tommy Docherty got sacked for shagging the physio's wife. We can only hope for Moyes to do the same but that would involve actually scoring.
— Darren Richman (@darrenrichman) March 25, 2014
DAVID MOYES IS A FOREIGNER IN OUR CLUB AND WE TRUE MANCS IN CHINA ARE CALLING FOR HIS HEAD!! #MOYESMUSTGO
— Beijing Red 4 Lyf (@Moyes_Must_Go) March 25, 2014
Moyes is going be everywhere in the 2015 Guiness Book Of Records
— Totally Man Utd™ (@TotallyMUFC) March 25, 2014
David Moyes pic.twitter.com/DYTvdp6UPZ
— Epic Football (@TheEpicFootball) March 25, 2014
Moyes is going home, getting in bed with the Community Shield and watching the Olympiakos match on loop until Saturday.
— Darren (@nsno_83) March 25, 2014
AS A WISE CHINESE PROVERB ONCE SAY
NEVER TRUST A SCOTTISH VILLAGER …THEY ALL FUKING USELESS #MOYESMUSTGO
— Beijing Red 4 Lyf (@Moyes_Must_Go) March 25, 2014
LOOKING FORWARD TO THE SEASON FINALE OF MOYES. SLOW BURNER BUT I'M SURE IT'S BUILDING TOWARDS SOMETHING
— NEO (@NEW_DEAL4_CLEVZ) March 25, 2014
Good guy Moyes pic.twitter.com/vdDqwVkPAx
— Troll Football (@Troll__Football) March 25, 2014
This is the 1st time Man United have lost all 4 league games against Man City & Liverpool in the same season
Another record broken by Moyes
— Football Funnys (@FootballFunnys) March 25, 2014
@SamWallaceIndy Oh, I don't know. I think if you can say one thing about Moyes, it's that, "he's suddenly changed things around."
— Iain Macintosh (@iainmacintosh) March 25, 2014
Giving Moyes £200 million is like giving Stevie Wonder a telescope.
— United Religion (@Unitedology) March 25, 2014
Eat, sleep, Moyes defeat.
— Alwyn Payne (@AlwynPayne) March 25, 2014
MOYES SAID UNITED ASPIRE TO BE LIKE CITY HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH YER MARASWELL TAKE YER UNITED PENCIL CASE BACK TO ARGOS NOW LAD
— MY_MUMS_COLA (@MY_MUMS_COLA) March 25, 2014
The Moyes effect pic.twitter.com/1iEkn7V5eI
— Troll Football (@Troll__Football) March 25, 2014
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