The best Cristiano Ronaldo red card jokes after shocking dismissal

After the sensational dismissal as Real Madrid were held to a 1-1 draw by Athletic Bilbao, the Cristiano Ronaldo red card jokes are in.

After he was sent off against Athletic Bilbao, we have the best Cristiano Ronaldo red card jokes for you
Cristiano… Can’t squirm his way out of this one (Image: Jan S0L0)

The world of football was rocked after the FIFA Ballon d’Or winner was sensationally dismissed as Real Madrid were held to a 1-1 draw by Athletic Bilbao – and the Cristiano Ronaldo red card jokes are in.

Punished for clawing at a player who robustly confronted the Portuguese superstar in a heated moment of the La Liga clash, Twitter reacted with shock as the red card was produced for Real Madrid’s main man at San Mamés on Sunday.

Check out our favourite Cristiano Ronaldo red card jokes below:

RONALDO SEES ROUGE – You're not allowed to give big Ron a ROUGE, are you?

— Mirror Football (@MirrorFootball) February 2, 2014

Ronaldo got a red card! pic.twitter.com/YukgFARB4J

— Football Camera (@FootballCamera) February 2, 2014

Ronaldo sent off….here we go….letters to the Spanish FA….#justiceforRonnie

— Norman's wisdom (@happyhammers69) February 2, 2014

Ronaldo was infected by the Ramos virus pic.twitter.com/Yx8GBAY6lH

— Barça Snacks (@BarcaSnacks) February 2, 2014

I think Ronaldo has been sent off …. pic.twitter.com/BGjkKabdFa

— Marc Russell (@marcsfc) February 2, 2014


— Billy (@EducatedGooner) February 2, 2014

I was going to tell ya all a joke but no one will laugh cuz we are too busy laughing at ronaldo HAHAHAHHAHAHA

— Poshtersira3 (@BiondinaQerkini) February 2, 2014

What does the ref think he's doin sendin Ronaldo off? Doesn't he have like a pass which exempts him from that?

— Ed Lee (@Ed7Lee) February 2, 2014

Ronaldo sent off pic.twitter.com/iRnx21sQXY

— ellis hodge (@ellishodge10) February 2, 2014

Ronaldo sent off. Never managed that there.

— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) February 2, 2014

Wait Ronaldo will miss the Madrid derby? @_delgado__ pic.twitter.com/OTk5vp1iS5

— JOK3R (@orismoore) February 2, 2014

@FCBChick when Ronaldo gets a red FCB fans be like: pic.twitter.com/qZBZd6Xt55

— Col (@hoover2500) February 2, 2014

Id wanna punch him as well Ronaldo, that guys hair has never been shampooed. https://t.co/BkgwVGZlg0

— LÖ (@LO1886) February 2, 2014

Cristiano Ronaldo's reaction after the red card! hahahaha pic.twitter.com/E871M6f4HI

— Verdadero Madridista (@Hala_____Madrid) February 2, 2014

Extremely disappointed with Bryn from Gavin and Stacey's decision to send Christiano Ronaldo off pic.twitter.com/5hlgzCwFPj

— James (@James_wwfc) February 2, 2014

I assume now the committee will remove Cristiano's red card saying it wasn't Ronaldo who was playing. It was Moses pic.twitter.com/K3luf9fJsn

— Barça Chief (@BarcaChief) February 2, 2014

Rob Brydon shows Cristiano Ronaldo a red card… pic.twitter.com/SSc31WOrRU

— Squawka Football (@Squawka) February 2, 2014

Wait, but did he know that Ronaldo's leg insurance goes up to 100M $? #HalaMadrid pic.twitter.com/CTzAsbOZf9

— RMadrid'sPride (@RMadridPride7) February 2, 2014