The best Christian Benteke one on one jokes as misses mount up

Series of spurned opportunities contributes to FA Cup exit at West Ham.

A series of Christian Benteke one on one misses against West Ham sparked these jokes
PROFLIGATE: Benteke (Image: Delval Loïc)

These were the best Christian Benteke one on one jokes as the Liverpool forward’s misses mounted up during the 2-1 FA Cup exit to West Ham.

Slaven Bilić’s Hammers beat the Reds for the third time this season, Angelo Ogbonna scoring deep into extra time to settle this 4th round replay at Upton Park.

As the Belgian spurned chance after glaring chance, these were the best Benteke one on one jokes…

"It's not quite Benteke's night." Impressive restraint there.

— James Tyler (@JamesTylerESPN) February 9, 2016

When Benteke misses his three hundredth one-on-one of the game pic.twitter.com/Fyb7oisr88

— The Anfield Talk (@TheAnfieldTalk) February 9, 2016

Benteke has a 100% record on 1 on 1s this season. Bottled every one.

— Neil Thomas JFT96 (@Neil81Thomas) February 9, 2016

Hi @China do you want to pick Benteke up in the mornin pal

— Joe Allen's beard (@BecOfTheKop) February 9, 2016

Benteke looks like he has gone 'full Torres'. Never go 'full Torres'.

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) February 9, 2016

Hahaha. Benteke has the nerve to wave his arms at Origi upset he didn't get the ball.

— Greg_YNWA1 (@Greg_YNWA1) February 9, 2016

To be fair on Benteke, he practices his one on one's against Migs… He probably scores every time

— Willow (@sifuianLFC) February 9, 2016

Benteke misses more chances than Sturridge does games.

— Nik Postinger (@nikpostinger) February 9, 2016

Benteke appears to be playing with all the confidence of a man with diarrhoea who's about to sneeze.

— Jason (@NickMotown) February 9, 2016