The best Chelsea jokes after 1-2 Crystal Palace defeat

Blues' wretched start continues despite Falcao breaking his duck.

José Mourinho isn't amused by these Chelsea jokes
MELTDOWN: Mourinho (Image: Tsutomu Takasu)

Delve into the best Chelsea jokes that Twitter could muster as their miserable start to the season continued with a 1-2 defeat to Crystal Palace at Stamford Bridge.


Despite Radamel Falcao breaking his goal-scoring duck, José Mourinho will be seething at seeing his side fall 8 points behind Manchester City after just 4 games played.

Another case of 3rd season meltdown for Mourinho? Looks like it might just be time to get out the popcorn and fold-up chairs.

Now, as promised, those Chelsea jokes…

Chelsea ONE-TWO Cry pic.twitter.com/q57xXceOWo

— Raf Yaakob (@RafYaakob) August 30, 2015

ION: Amazing that every time Falcao scores for Chelsea they lose….

— Rodney Marsh (@RodneyMarsh10) August 29, 2015

People say Chelsea being 13th is a false position but that's not true – they are there on merit and will, in my opinion, stay up this year.

— Danny Baker (@prodnose) August 29, 2015

Whenever you want to beat Chelsea, pls play like this. LoL! @ChelsTransfer @ChelseaFC @mohd_tagaya pic.twitter.com/Uy4DbWkwYy

— (@ilwin) August 30, 2015

"It was a cracking game and Chelsea played their part" That is Champions League condescension by Pardew, and he probably didn't even notice.

— Football Clichés (@FootballCliches) August 29, 2015

MISSING: Eden Hazard. Last seen before the start of the Premier League. If found please contact Chelsea FC… pic.twitter.com/0hTPOscf7y

— BenchWarmers (@BeWarmers) August 29, 2015

Chelsea have to try and get John Stones as he's just the sort of player you need in a relegation battle. #MOTD

— David Schneider (@davidschneider) August 29, 2015

How do I go about requesting "Can't Buy Me Love" to be played at the Chelsea game at half time? @Everton

— Amy (@AJFBrown) August 30, 2015

Scenes in the dressing room after the #Chelsea / #CrystalPalace game. pic.twitter.com/fV9wFFhUA0

— EOW (@_EOW_) August 29, 2015

Chelsea's Start in #BPL pic.twitter.com/gsRrEhA7O9

— Football Trolls (@Footballltrolls) August 29, 2015

This is the worst start I've seen Chelsea make to a season since 2004 when they were founded

— Nigerian God (@Echecrates) August 29, 2015