These were the best Bruno Alves red card jokes from England’s clash with Portugal at Wembley last night after the defender’s karate kick on Harry Kane.
The Portuguese was sensationally sent off after 35 minutes of the friendly tie for an extremely high challenge that caught the Spurs striker on the side of his head.
Here are the best of the Bruno Alves red card jokes as Portugal are reduced to ten men in England’s last warm-up game before they head off for Euro 2016:
EVERYBODY WAS KUNG FU FIGHTINGGGG! #ENGvPOR
— Kane Burns (@KaneTBurns) June 2, 2016
Damn, just took a snapshot of the #BrunoAlves challenge… Slightly high I think. #ENGvPOR pic.twitter.com/cItgEAxpjZ
— Swami Baracus (@SwamiBaracus) June 2, 2016
LIVE SCENES #ENGvPOR pic.twitter.com/g8wSpDpw6G
— Coral (@Coral) June 2, 2016
Imagine if that challenge had been made on Pepe? Hs reaction would include digging his own grave and lying in it 2 prove his point #ENGvPOR
— Jamal Al Mawed (@JamalAlMawed) June 2, 2016
Footage of Bruno Alves' challenge on Harry Kane… #ENGvPOR pic.twitter.com/l8BVEtUlQ0
— Ladbrokes (@Ladbrokes) June 2, 2016
That's a shocking challenge, quite right on the red. #ENGvPOR pic.twitter.com/92VNctD7IT
— Luke Waller (@WallerLuke) June 2, 2016
Still shot of that Bruno Alves foul on Harry Kane. pic.twitter.com/mgJgrAdjME
— TheLADbible (@TheLadBible) June 2, 2016
YESSSSSSSSS RED CARD IN A FRIENDLY. MORE OF THAT, PLS #ENGvPOR
— Mundial Magazine (@MundialMag) June 2, 2016
8 – Number of new ear holes Harry Kane has in his face thanks to Bruno Alves. Studs.
— OptaJoke (@OptaJoke) June 2, 2016
Conor McGregor has announced he will be fighting Bruno Alves in the next UFC.
— Paddy Power (@paddypower) June 2, 2016
What Bruno Alves tried to do.. #ENGvPOR #England #Portugal pic.twitter.com/uEIGhxEpab
— Kitbag.com (@KitbagUK) June 2, 2016
Kane gets straight up…Pepe would still be rolling down Wembley way…. #ENGvPOR
— James Masters (@Masters_JamesD) June 2, 2016
Bruno Alves pre match warm up… pic.twitter.com/x9RTGj3YDG
— Football Away Days (@FBAwayDays) June 2, 2016
BREAKING: Bruno Alves confirms move to the Bundesliga. pic.twitter.com/APXbgwKeNp
— Football Funnys (@FootballFunnys) June 2, 2016
That kick from Bruno Alves on Kane… #ENGvPOR pic.twitter.com/B9ikupxf5q
— 888sport (@888sport) June 2, 2016
"Typical English spirit" – try to score but get kicked in the face. #ENGvPOR
— Benjamin Dixon (@BAJDixon) June 2, 2016
that challenge is the most entertaining thing that's happened in this game tbf. #ENGvPOR #neverared
— Craig Hargrave (@craighargrave) June 2, 2016
Disgusting tackle from Danny Trejo there…. #ENGvPOR pic.twitter.com/K4o7KIckhR
— Stevo (@Stevo_07) June 2, 2016
Another angle of the Alves challenge. #ENGvPOR pic.twitter.com/W9kCxRocBl
— Football Tips (@footballtips) June 2, 2016
Having a Portuguese wine whilst watching the match. It's full-blooded and goes straight to the head… #ENGvPOR pic.twitter.com/gweSQ3E5b8
— Matt Crivelli (@MattCrivelli) June 2, 2016
Bruno Alves' foul on Harry Kane from another angle https://t.co/Roe70TEuKR
— Footy Humour (@FootyHumour) June 2, 2016
I just asked Roy Hodgson what he thought of Bruno Alves' tackle. He said it was high wasn't it? I said I thought it was high too.
— Boring James Milner (@BoringMilner) June 2, 2016
Live replay of the #brunoalves challenge #ENGvPOR pic.twitter.com/VWk3KNpgB5
— BenchWarmers (@BeWarmers) June 2, 2016
Steven Segal would have been proud of that high leg. #ENGvPOR
— Laura Jones (@YICETOR) June 2, 2016
Mixed blessings for Alves
Red card ahead of #Euro2016
Shortlisted for Portugal karate squad #Rio2016 #ENGvPOR
— Francis Keogh (@HonestFrank) June 2, 2016
Kick man in da head? Straight RED. #ENGvPOR
— UK Grime (@UKGrime) June 2, 2016
Imagine if that challenge had been on Sturridge?! He'd be on his way to Lourdes in an Ambulance now. #ENGvPOR
— PF (@PeterFearns) June 2, 2016
Harry Kane gets a kicking from Alves #ENGvPOR pic.twitter.com/VXfE1GE3Xs
— William Hill Betting (@WillHillBet) June 2, 2016
Fair challenge, went for the ball, just unlucky that Harry Kane was ducking from 6ft 4" to 6ft 3" to head it. #ENGvPOR
— Nick Shaw (@SicknoteWFC) June 2, 2016
GREATEST. TACKLE. EVER. #ENGvPOR
— Arsene's Eyes (@Arsenes_Eyes) June 2, 2016