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The best Bruno Alves red card jokes after karate kick on Kane in England v Portugal friendly

Sent off for an extremely high challenge.

After his karate kick on Harry Kane in the England v Portugal friendly, there were many Bruno Alves red card jokes
KICKED KANE: Alves (Image: bluesbby)

These were the best Bruno Alves red card jokes from England’s clash with Portugal at Wembley last night after the defender’s karate kick on Harry Kane.

The Portuguese was sensationally sent off after 35 minutes of the friendly tie for an extremely high challenge that caught the Spurs striker on the side of his head.

Here are the best of the Bruno Alves red card jokes as Portugal are reduced to ten men in England’s last warm-up game before they head off for Euro 2016:

EVERYBODY WAS KUNG FU FIGHTINGGGG! #ENGvPOR

— Kane Burns (@KaneTBurns) June 2, 2016

Damn, just took a snapshot of the #BrunoAlves challenge… Slightly high I think. #ENGvPOR pic.twitter.com/cItgEAxpjZ

— Swami Baracus (@SwamiBaracus) June 2, 2016

LIVE SCENES #ENGvPOR pic.twitter.com/g8wSpDpw6G

— Coral (@Coral) June 2, 2016

Imagine if that challenge had been made on Pepe? Hs reaction would include digging his own grave and lying in it 2 prove his point #ENGvPOR

— Jamal Al Mawed (@JamalAlMawed) June 2, 2016

Footage of Bruno Alves' challenge on Harry Kane… #ENGvPOR pic.twitter.com/l8BVEtUlQ0

— Ladbrokes (@Ladbrokes) June 2, 2016

That's a shocking challenge, quite right on the red. #ENGvPOR pic.twitter.com/92VNctD7IT

— Luke Waller (@WallerLuke) June 2, 2016

Still shot of that Bruno Alves foul on Harry Kane. pic.twitter.com/mgJgrAdjME

— TheLADbible (@TheLadBible) June 2, 2016

YESSSSSSSSS RED CARD IN A FRIENDLY. MORE OF THAT, PLS #ENGvPOR

— Mundial Magazine (@MundialMag) June 2, 2016

8 – Number of new ear holes Harry Kane has in his face thanks to Bruno Alves. Studs.

— OptaJoke (@OptaJoke) June 2, 2016

Conor McGregor has announced he will be fighting Bruno Alves in the next UFC.

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) June 2, 2016

What Bruno Alves tried to do.. #ENGvPOR #England #Portugal pic.twitter.com/uEIGhxEpab

— Kitbag.com (@KitbagUK) June 2, 2016

Kane gets straight up…Pepe would still be rolling down Wembley way…. #ENGvPOR

— James Masters (@Masters_JamesD) June 2, 2016

Bruno Alves pre match warm up… pic.twitter.com/x9RTGj3YDG

— Football Away Days (@FBAwayDays) June 2, 2016

BREAKING: Bruno Alves confirms move to the Bundesliga. pic.twitter.com/APXbgwKeNp

— Football Funnys (@FootballFunnys) June 2, 2016

That kick from Bruno Alves on Kane… #ENGvPOR pic.twitter.com/B9ikupxf5q

— 888sport (@888sport) June 2, 2016

"Typical English spirit" – try to score but get kicked in the face. #ENGvPOR

— Benjamin Dixon (@BAJDixon) June 2, 2016

that challenge is the most entertaining thing that's happened in this game tbf. #ENGvPOR #neverared

— Craig Hargrave (@craighargrave) June 2, 2016

Disgusting tackle from Danny Trejo there…. #ENGvPOR pic.twitter.com/K4o7KIckhR

— Stevo (@Stevo_07) June 2, 2016

Another angle of the Alves challenge. #ENGvPOR pic.twitter.com/W9kCxRocBl

— Football Tips (@footballtips) June 2, 2016

Having a Portuguese wine whilst watching the match. It's full-blooded and goes straight to the head… #ENGvPOR pic.twitter.com/gweSQ3E5b8

— Matt Crivelli (@MattCrivelli) June 2, 2016

Bruno Alves' foul on Harry Kane from another angle https://t.co/Roe70TEuKR

— Footy Humour (@FootyHumour) June 2, 2016

I just asked Roy Hodgson what he thought of Bruno Alves' tackle. He said it was high wasn't it? I said I thought it was high too.

— Boring James Milner (@BoringMilner) June 2, 2016

Live replay of the #brunoalves challenge #ENGvPOR pic.twitter.com/VWk3KNpgB5

— BenchWarmers (@BeWarmers) June 2, 2016

Steven Segal would have been proud of that high leg. #ENGvPOR

— Laura Jones (@YICETOR) June 2, 2016

Mixed blessings for Alves

Red card ahead of #Euro2016

Shortlisted for Portugal karate squad #Rio2016 #ENGvPOR

— Francis Keogh (@HonestFrank) June 2, 2016

Kick man in da head? Straight RED. #ENGvPOR

— UK Grime (@UKGrime) June 2, 2016

Imagine if that challenge had been on Sturridge?! He'd be on his way to Lourdes in an Ambulance now. #ENGvPOR

— PF (@PeterFearns) June 2, 2016

Harry Kane gets a kicking from Alves #ENGvPOR pic.twitter.com/VXfE1GE3Xs

— William Hill Betting (@WillHillBet) June 2, 2016

Fair challenge, went for the ball, just unlucky that Harry Kane was ducking from 6ft 4" to 6ft 3" to head it. #ENGvPOR

— Nick Shaw (@SicknoteWFC) June 2, 2016

GREATEST. TACKLE. EVER. #ENGvPOR

— Arsene's Eyes (@Arsenes_Eyes) June 2, 2016