Chelsea penalty row! Snodgrass Wario impression! Squashed Mulumbu balls! Is it Tweets of the Weekend? It most certainly isn’t not…
Taunt of the Weekend
Rio Ferdinand, Manchester United
Hello @piersmorgan aka #MrsDoubtfire ?! #RVP just rubbed his bum on ya chins with that goal! #mufc
— Rio Ferdinand (@rioferdy5) November 10, 2013
Sense of Injustice of the Weekend
Ben Foster, West Bromwich Albion
Load of shit.
— Ben Foster (@BenFoster) November 9, 2013
Novel Attempt at Evading Disciplinary Action of the Weekend
Ben Foster, West Bromwich Albion
Btw earlier on ,, I was referring to this that I just took delivery of, so I can plant some roses. #whatdidyouthink pic.twitter.com/BpMLCpiBHn
— Ben Foster (@BenFoster) November 9, 2013
Joining in the Fun of the Weekend
Steven Reid, West Bromwich Albion, watching Wayne Rooney go down in the box during Manchester United v Arsenal
How's that not a Penalty??
— STEVEN REID (@stevenreid12) November 10, 2013
@stevenreid12 I get what u did there Steven..!
— Ben Foster (@BenFoster) November 10, 2013
@BenFoster Glad you did Ben haha
— STEVEN REID (@stevenreid12) November 10, 2013
Chelsea Penalty-Based Stand Up Routine of the Weekend
Danny Baker
Just seen the Chelsea penalty "foul". It is entirely likely that Morrissey has had more contact with the rest of the Smiths today than that.
— Danny Baker (@prodnose) November 9, 2013
Seriously. That was such a late unexpected gift from the Chelsea ref it could be the next John Lewis ad.
— Danny Baker (@prodnose) November 9, 2013
Argument of the Weekend
Jason Cundy, ex-Chelsea
Ok let's say he did dive. So what?
— Jason Victor Cundy (@jasoncundy05) November 9, 2013
Well, he’s got us there.
Imagery of the Weekend
Iain Macintosh, Mirror
Mulumbu limps off, hand down his shorts, attempting to peel his flattened genitals off his thighs like a giant dropped pancake.
— Iain Macintosh (@iainmacintosh) November 9, 2013
Wario of the Weekend
Robert Snodgrass, Norwich CIty
@robsnodgrass7 Hahahahaha Pinocchio!! Well done today pal pic.twitter.com/GU1JQqEgjW
— Luciano Becchio (@becchioluciano) November 9, 2013
Tim Krul Tweets of the Weekend
@TimKrul this is what spurs players were looking at today pic.twitter.com/L8RAQ0EZCa
— Steven Taylor (@27StevenTaylor) November 10, 2013
Spurs are knocking on the door know. But Tim Krul is peering out of the window and telling them to get the f*ck off his property!
— Paddy Power (@paddypower) November 10, 2013
Tim Krul having the game of his life – like the lovechild of an octopus and Inspector Gadget.
— Barry Glendenning (@bglendenning) November 10, 2013
Tim Krul today pic.twitter.com/kQDzYw8gsZ
— TheSPORTBible (@TSBible) November 10, 2013
Buddies of the Weekend
Matt Smith, Leeds United and Jack Whitehall, comedian/Leeds fan
London bound! I think @jackwhitehall is pretty excited for an away day at the Valley tomorrow as well.
— Matt Smith (@mattjpsmith) November 8, 2013
@mattjpsmith if you pick up a knock ill bring along my boots just in case.
— Jack Whitehall (@jackwhitehall) November 8, 2013
Retaliation of the Weekend
Michael Chopra, Blackpool
Love people saying I'm shit end if the day iv scored 107 goals and achieved more than the people that give me shit on here
— Michael Chopra 8 (@MichaelChopra10) November 9, 2013
Conversational Aside of the Weekend
Whoever runs Everton’s official Twitter account
Cameron Jerome's shot deflectes wide for a corner. That's a shock. I didnt know Jerome was at Palace! #efccpfc
— Everton (@Everton) November 9, 2013
Repetitive Stress Disorder of the Weekend
Whoever runs Real Madrid’s official English Twitter account
GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAAAAAAL!!! CRISTIAAAANO RONAAAALDO #RMLive
— Real Madrid C.F. (@realmadriden) November 9, 2013
Suggestion of the Weekend
Stan Collymore, talkSPORT
You could hide Barry Bannan in Tim Howard's beard.
— Stan Collymore (@StanCollymore) November 10, 2013
Misrepresentation of the Weekend
Gary Lineker, Match of the Day
Bacuna scores Villa's first goal in over 734 hours of football….there's a decimal point in there somewhere.
— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) November 9, 2013
Problem of the Weekend
Ben Davies, Swansea City
Girls keep standing on my feet..
— Ben Davies (@BenDavies1108) November 10, 2013
In-Form Beast of the Weekend
Jay Emmanuel-Thomas, Bristol City
@Arsenal y did we get ride of him rt hes an in form beast @OfficialJET10 pic.twitter.com/lBG4GcZ6NC
— 90's Kid (@DanTHOMAS_98) November 9, 2013
Massive Spanking of the Weekend
Barnet
Today a massive spanking but we don't forget the lesson
— edgar davids (@esdavids) November 9, 2013
Promise of Compressed Image Files to Come of the Weekend
Eljero Elia, Werder Bremen
I feel shit. we should have win this game. Sorry that i fall down #werderbremen fans . I feel realy shit next game i will giff everything.
— ELJERO ELIA (@ELJERO11ELIA) November 9, 2013
Sad Memory of the Weekend
This guy
@maxrushden my girlfriend being called 'young man' by Brian Clough when he picked up keys to the city. Got rid. #footballbanter
— Gary Donnelly (@Jesterflyguy) November 9, 2013
Pose of the Weekend
Anton Ferdinand, Antalyaspor
Ready 4 my turkish wet shave!!! #smooth pic.twitter.com/1gPChLSlqb
— Anton Ferdinand (@anton_ferdinand) November 8, 2013
Extracurricular Talent of the Weekend
Jody Craddock, ex-Sunderland and Wolverhampton Wanderers
Just finished this commission. First portrait I've done for a few months. pic.twitter.com/Bhp0Y10V5k
— Jody Craddock (@MrJodyCraddock) November 8, 2013
Pizza Portraits of the Weekend
@M_Hudson5 dude fancy giving my PIZZA ART PORTRAITS of you, Malky & Vincent a RT? pic.twitter.com/p178WDZ25m
— Nathan Wyburn Artist (@nathanwyburn1) November 9, 2013
Those were our Tweets of the Weekend. Tune in on Friday for our Tweets of the Week!